Welcome to December.
Some fun facts;
Cows can't walk down stairs.
An ancient legend exists stating wild animals can speak human language on Christmas Eve.
Jingle Bells was originally composed as a Thanksgiving song.
Gary was originally composed as a woman.
Saint Nick is the patron saint for children, thieves and pawnbrokers.
Stats show 'real bearded' mall Santas are on avg 59.34 years old, 69.7 inches tall and 116kg heavy.
Most CUB Beer tastes like horse piss.
December 28th is the unluckiest day of the year.
More dentists have birthdays in December than any other month.
Rudolph was a marketing gimmick used to sell more colouring books.