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[ams]

Is it wrong that i'm bored 29 minutes into starting my day?

i turned to my boss yesterday around 3pm and said "im bored, I havent' done anything all day and im bored"

He replied "same."

Tough.

[Morgan]

It would be hard to place books on many of those shelves.

Is it wrong that i'm bored 29 minutes into starting my day?

i turned to my boss yesterday around 3pm and said "im bored, I havent' done anything all day and im bored"

He replied "same."

Tough.

Fap?

[ams]

I'd like another soup spoon worth of meat sauce, personally.

Fap?

[Adam]

Hahaha thats a good one!!

[Morgan]

This week was dads first week back at work after a few week's holiday.

For 15 odd years, he's religiously shaved every morning except while he's on holidays but this time I've convinced him to keep the beard.

Awesome beard is awesome.

[skillionaire]

Inanimate object yelling at me.

Haha, the very first thing I thought when I saw that picture was;

"Don't tell me what to do, bookcase"

[Morgan]

Anyone want a fast bike?

My old man is selling his


OUTBACK PHOTOBOMB

[ams]

"Don't tell me what to do, bookcase"

Then you started crying because you realize it had already won?



....



...yeah, me either....

[skillionaire]

Over time, you would tire of the constant barrage of wording coming from the book case. Essentially calling you lazy, dumb, eventually fat as well.

More time would pass in which it consumed your entire life, the mockery of the book case.. case. Before your days are counted by a higher power, you'll sum them up yourself by burning the book case, along with the rest of the yelling house, with you inside.

Neighbours will hear screams of "READ THIS *****", which muffle quickly and are replaced by the sound of a freight train, the inferno in which you will read for the last time.

Fun puzzle: Try and make other words from it.

[ams]

I would get a bookcase that said "IM A STUPID BOOKCASE"

Least then I could sleep at night without it silently judging me.

[ams]

'I'm a stupid kettle. All I do is 1 function"

"I'm a stupid tv. I have no imagination so have to tell you what other people think all day"

"I'm a stupid shower head. All I do is spray pipe water at you AND I DON'T CARE WHAT TEMPERATURE YOU ASK FOR YOU GET WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN"

"I am a stupid butter knife. Don't give me anything too hard to chop COS I WON'T DO IT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT!"

[skillionaire]

That's right guys, me and Hams are crazy.

[ams]

This made me laugh. The stupidity of some people, seriously.....

http://www.usatoday....rash-suit_n.htm

[Morgan]

I'm a stupid pen. Push me on some shaved trees and I'll wee all over it.

[Morgan]

Walts, I didn't filter this photo so no need to get all up in my grille

Still lol'd

[skillionaire]

http://gizmodo.com/5...their-apartment

[skillionaire]

[ams]

[B4TT]

AMS, is it wrong that while you are bored at work , I am at the boatshow enjoying a liquid breakfast.

[skillionaire]

Fun puzzle: Try and make other words from it.

DREARY CORKBOARDS

AMS, is it wrong that while you are bored at work , I am at the boatshow enjoying a liquid breakfast.

I wondered why you SMS'd me. Bastard. Where's the photos of sicknuts boats? Get on it.

Is it wrong that I'm a little turned on by those baked treats?