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#281 skillionaire

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 03:46 PM

Funny, your girlfriend told me I'm the master of misplacement....

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 03:47 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

 


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Posted 02 August 2011 - 03:50 PM

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 03:52 PM

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 03:55 PM

I'm the master of misplacement....


...always losing things?

I don't get it.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 02 August 2011 - 03:57 PM

That's good. I will not explore any further.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 03:58 PM

...always losing things?

I don't get it.


I think he meant he misplaces his pen15 in your girlfriend.

I.E. he accidentally gets it in the pooper rather than the \/agina.

HTH.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:02 PM

Just rang some ***** about installing my alarm for me.

Basically had a massive go at me cause the alarm I bought isn't up to Australian standards and if he installed it then something went wrong he'd be liable and shit so he said he'd have to charge me $400 install, but would only install the alarm and no other of the functions.
skillionairerules off man.

I then rang the bloke Shiv put me on to, he said the other bloke sounded like some fuckwit and he knows him (based in Penrith), and said he's only ask $80 to install it.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:04 PM

I installed my alarm on my RX myself because I'm not retarded.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:04 PM

I installed my alarm on my RX myself because I'm not retarded.


Nah this one is messy, trust me. Previous owner had no clue.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:05 PM

Gay.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:07 PM

Gay.


Pretty much.
But my new alarm has a 5000m remote distance on it.. I know that's also pretty gay but it also has remote start from 5000m away.

g0t 3 suburbs away remote start? men in black shit.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:09 PM

But my new alarm has a 5000m remote distance on it.. I know that's also pretty gay but it also has remote start from 5000m away.

g0t 3 suburbs away remote start? men in black shit.


I don't think I want that...



Was it a cheap eBay non-Australian compliant easy to hack one?

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:10 PM

I start my car when I'm sitting in it... Just as quick as doing it from the moon.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:11 PM

Why would you want to start your car from 5kms away?
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:12 PM

Why would you want to start your car from 5kms away?


By the time you start it from 5k's away and walk to it, it will be out of petrol.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:16 PM

I don't think I want that...



Was it a cheap eBay non-Australian compliant easy to hack one?


Yeah, some SPY brand. $100. Am I gonna pay for it?


I start my car when I'm sitting in it... Just as quick as doing it from the moon.


Ditto.


Why would you want to start your car from 5kms away?


Extra penis factor.

By the time you start it from 5k's away and walk to it, it will be out of petrol.


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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:16 PM

By the time you start it from 5k's away and walk to it, it will be out of petrol.


Like a BO$$?
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:17 PM

Woooow cleanest my desk has been in a loooong time!!

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:19 PM

Needs more fleshlight.

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