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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:46 PM

Did you come up with that??

Yes.

Another one:
Think of someone who is your friend (not your best friend, but someone who is important to you). That person is going to be attacked by a grizzly bear. This person will survive the attack, but the extent of their injuries is unknown. They may only need a few stitches, or they may spend the rest of their life in a wheelchair eating only liquids.
Now, you have the ability to magically stop this attack from happening, but there is a price to pay. For the rest of your life, wherever you are, it will rain. Maybe heavy showers, maybe only a light drizzle, but it will rain. You will never see the sun again.
Would you stop the bear?

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:47 PM

I like Alice in Chains, but I like my music more, so no, plus it isn't my collarbones :D

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:48 PM

I like Alice in Chains, but I like my music more, so no, plus it isn't my collarbones :D

I like them too.
But I didn't make up these stupid questions. :D

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:49 PM

If cOld enough would said rain turn to snow?

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:49 PM

If cOld enough would said rain turn to snow?

No.

Only rain.

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:50 PM

Yes.

Another one:
Think of someone who is your friend (not your best friend, but someone who is important to you). That person is going to be attacked by a grizzly bear. This person will survive the attack, but the extent of their injuries is unknown. They may only need a few stitches, or they may spend the rest of their life in a wheelchair eating only liquids.
Now, you have the ability to magically stop this attack from happening, but there is a price to pay. For the rest of your life, wherever you are, it will rain. Maybe heavy showers, maybe only a light drizzle, but it will rain. You will never see the sun again.
Would you stop the bear?

That is a hard choice!! I like the sound of a mate being mauled senseless by a grizzly bear.... but I also love the rain......

Damn you Walts.... thinking though I might let them be mauled... I like to see the sun on occasion.

 


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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:52 PM

That is a hard choice!! I like the sound of a mate being mauled senseless by a grizzly bear.... but I also love the rain......

Damn you Walts.... thinking though I might let them be mauled... I like to see the sun on occasion.

What if it was your parents and they would be wheel chair bound? Would the sun be worth it?

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:56 PM

What if it was your parents and they would be wheel chair bound? Would the sun be worth it?

Of course, I will give the bear Mum, shes got to have a back operation soon because it is all kinds of ruined.. so not a huge step down for her.

 


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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:58 PM

Josh - Worlds worst son. Feeds his mum to bears.


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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:03 PM

Haha she won argue that.! I will tell her later to hear her response lol. She will laugh I reckon knowing that I am not serious.

 


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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:26 PM

Josh - Worlds worst son. Feeds his mum to bears.


Growler.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:30 PM

Growler.

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:32 PM

HOLY **** I Posted Image'ing LOLD SO HARD.

WATCH IT TILL THE END.

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:33 PM

Is that a 4 door liberty converted? Wow they look really good.

Anyone know where I can sell 2 doors and make mine a 2 door?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:34 PM

HOLY **** I Posted Image'ing LOLD SO HARD.

WATCH IT TILL THE END.

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REPOST
REPOST
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But still bloody funny.

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:38 PM

"who doesnt love the scent of ***** wafting through the house?"

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:41 PM

I love the part where she says she's going to squirt then sit in it to warm up or something hahaha.

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:43 PM

Boring symposium was boring.

Fantastic way to sped my non-work day.




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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:51 PM

I'd fill her roast chicken with stuffing.

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:52 PM

I'd fill her with my penis.




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