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[ams]

I'd fill her with my penis.

"fill" is ambitious walts. She slept her way to the top of the cooking world, she'd be looser than that woman who had octuplets. That shit was just a slippery slide for the last 3.

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I'd still give it a crack.

There's always the Morgan hole.

Speaking of which, where is that Stud-muffin today?

[ams]

There's always the Morgan hole.

That chick eats way too much food, i'd imagine that hole is constantly in use.

Maybe that's why her head wobbles so much.

[skillionaire]

Yes.

Another one:
Think of someone who is your friend (not your best friend, but someone who is important to you). That person is going to be attacked by a grizzly bear. This person will survive the attack, but the extent of their injuries is unknown. They may only need a few stitches, or they may spend the rest of their life in a wheelchair eating only liquids.
Now, you have the ability to magically stop this attack from happening, but there is a price to pay. For the rest of your life, wherever you are, it will rain. Maybe heavy showers, maybe only a light drizzle, but it will rain. You will never see the sun again.
Would you stop the bear?

Rain needs the sun otherwise it doesn't happen.

H.TH ******.

Is the friend you?

[skillionaire]

yes.

[ams]

or they may spend the rest of their life in a wheelchair eating only liquids.

I think everyone is missing the point. Who the fark eats with their legs?

Why would being in a wheelchair stop you eating THROUGH YOUR FACE HOLE?

[skillionaire]

More importantly, there are no bears in Australia. So not a single **** is given.

Also, @Richo; guy clearly blasted on the graff forums wrote this today;

oh hai i wear northface cuz then errbody knows im a writer so they can aks whats my word and know that i rack my clothes or someone i know racks them and i buy them cheap as bro cuz liek graffiti is totally a fashion statement and i have to keep up with the latest trends or my trendy ****** mates might reject me, **** yeaaaaaaaaaaah i listen to aussie hip hop cuz im a true blue aussie ***** and you have to listen to hip hop if you do rap letterz cuz i survived an abortion at a block party in new york in the 70s and ive been a b-boy ever since
oh yeah and dont forget YOKINE DRUGS AND CRIME cuz i hang out at dog swamp shops rolling old jewish ladies from menora doing their food shopping so i can buy some more shardssssssss broooooooo
youre all a 'ing joke.

[Phatman]

To be honest even if West Coast get knocked out this weekend id still be happy for them. Kick ass year.

My second wish is for the Pies to get trampled.

Your wish is my command ! lol

Hawks will win ...... i hope anyway

[skillionaire]

Hawks over Collingwood would be awesome, especially if the Eagles go through.


I'm not a bandwagon supporter, I'm a 'ing Power man, but it's nice to get into it a bit.

[ams]

Hawks over Collingwood would be awesome, especially if the Eagles go through.

My gripe is with Eddie McFuckingGuire.

[B4TT]

You love him.

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[Brett]

Having your cooling system full of air bubbles - causes a waterfall sound every now and then at idle.

Happens to heaps of Subaru's.

Oh. Yeah our Foz does that. I Should get the cooling system flushed next service.

[Brett]

Rain needs the sun otherwise it doesn't happen.

H.TH ******.

Is the friend you?

The sun would still be shining. Just not where you are. So that theory still stands.

What was your OG yesterday Nikstifler?

I'd happily tap Nigella. She'd definitely give a good blowy.

[Brett]

If only this form of rugby existed. Mind you if the netballers wore uniforms like that I'd be a season ticket holder for sure.

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Nik,

Just tried your Musquet liqueur or your Port or whatever it is.

Bloody awesome.

[skillionaire]

Apparently you have the 10y/o muscat? Very nice indeed.

[Adam]

yes.

I rarely comment on pics you post nikko. But I like this car. lots!

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Apparently you have the 10y/o muscat? Very nice indeed.

Yep that's the one.

Love it.

[RX25SE]

Remember the flight that ditched in the Hudson?

http://www.youtube.c..._5eiYn0D0#t=109


Cool animation.