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[Brett]

Imagine if instead of waxing/shaving, chicks just set fire to their pubes.

Is it a hair smell adam?

You should ask "that's what she said" girl.

[RX25SE]

Maccas.
Do not want.

And I'm a fat forker.

[RX25SE]

Nik,

What's that parked next to the '70 Road Runner?
It looks familiar, like a '73 Grand Prix.

I dont think it is.


It has the same Pontiac polyglass (heavy as fcuk) wheels as our HX Monaro LE.

[skillionaire]

I thought it was a Grand Prix? I will check for you and get back.

[B4TT]

You should ask "that's what she said" girl.

We all know what he did to her. I believe he is searching for a new One.

[skillionaire]

Here you go, Jase;

[Alex]

I've committed a mortal sin.

Calling in sick to work on a weekend will earn me a spot in hell along with Gaddafi, and Justin Bieber.

I need an excuse. Amotherfuckinggoodone.

Remember. I work with doctors and nurses. So shit like "I got the flu" won't cut it.

Buying a house won't cut it either.

Nor will sandinmyvagina or myovarieshurt.

oh.


and currently downloading tom-tom v1.9. only released Yesterday. Jailbroken edition out today.


pimp.

[skillionaire]

So you've already called in sick? Or you need suggestions?

This is how all B4 owners would option their Vanquish, no?

[Alex]

I already have called in sick. 11pm last night. Was meant to start at work today at 1pm. So they've had a little time to fill the spot in, but it means overtime, and my
workplace are ubertight about paying overtime. Hence it's frowned upon by the one taking the sickee.


But I'll be getting a grilling when I go back to work on Tuesday. Full interrogation. I don't need a sick certificate unless I take more than two days off, but nonetheless, its a bullying tactic.

I have a tough skin, many years as a forum warrior has prepared me for situations like this, but a slick excuse would be tits.

[RX25SE]

Is that pleather?


Ahh ....'71 GP not '73. Cheers.

Nova is cool.



I assume a Doctors certificate would mean nothing Alex? edit: justreadabove
Personal leave day?

[Alex]

Single days off aren't worth the sick certificate, Jase. Even on a weekend.

My doctor is pretty good. He'll whip me a certificate, no questions asked. He even specifically writes them illegibly, and writes "virus", as an undetermined condition.

Still get grillings regardless. I save the certificates for two or more days. I mean, I'm not a chronic sickee taker, just that once in a blue moon, a day here or there, and you still get shit for it.

Weekends are the worst. Last time I took a sickee on a weekend, was about four years ago, and the boss didn't let me work a weekend for about nine months afterwards.

[skillionaire]

If one of my staff calls in sick today I will consider relieving them of their position.

I have 14 buses booked for cellar door, and 84 covers booked in the cafe.

[Jordan]

You think your workplace is bad alex. If we take a sickday on a Friday Saturday or Sunday, without finding our own suitable replacement , we get fired no questions. (Even if like me, you have been working there since opening 3 years ago).


What about saying you had something like a middle ear infection and you can barely stand up?

If one of my staff calls in sick today I will consider relieving them of their position.

I have 14 buses booked for cellar door, and 84 covers booked in the cafe.

Are you a restaurant aswell as a winery?

[skillionaire]

Liqueur Factory/ Winery+Fortifieds+Distillery/ Cafe/ Brewery - not necessarily in that order...


















...OK. In that order.



Also starting up into chocolate and icecream.

[B4TT]

Just walked past the exhibition centre, looks like some comic/scifi/ gaming expo is on. Have spotted several fine women dressed in some awesome costumes. Got to buy a new battery for my slr...left mine in the hotel on charge

[Alex]

Middle ear infection is residual.

ie, it'd take a few days for it to clear up. good suggestion though.

i never said my job was bad. in fact, its good like that. you should try a government job




boss.

i just bought one.

i'd like to see the androidwankers come up with something as good as this.

and fuckoffwithyourbullshittalk about "at least mine's got a faster processor".

mine opens beers.

BOOM!

[Jordan]

That case is Mad alex. I wish i wasn't such a poorcvnt and i could afford shit.

[B4TT]

Opening beer >>>> over some paedophile robot phone

Alex, does good old fashioned diarrhea not cut it?

As in a mad porcilin disrespect session.

[RX25SE]

you should try a government job

Yeah.

I'm about to get called in for a 'please explain'.

That's what you get for following a verbal agreement with management only to be chastised for it as it is not documented.

\goodwill.

[Delete This Account]

Stage 1 of project ''acquire Gen 4 GT rims and paint them BLACK'' is complete.

Some contrast to go with the rims when I pick them up and paint them.









and no, I didn't fork up painting my hubs. It's actually a hammer effect. It's meant to have that ripple.