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[B4TT]

for sure.

I have some MAF sensor cleaner here, it is amazing the amount of shit those little buggers accumulate.

[Alex]

OMG.

One song, about V8s, and Afghanistan troopers.

Is he ticking all the boxes?

And no mention of VB/Bundaberg Rum?

[RX25SE]

WHUT. THE. FIRETRUCK?

Balls haven't dropped.

[Adam]

Curiously, what does a MAF sensor do???





LOL "Lee kerrnigan(?) as Aussie as it gets" I hate the ch7 coverage of this!

[RX25SE]

Seriously, I hate electrics.

Being a bright spark, I thought it would turn you on?

[Alex]

Balls haven't dropped.

With a surname like "Hosa" you'd think he'd be well endowed?

By the looks of him, she may have to crawl under his gut (whilst its propped up with two broomsticks) to actually see anything after the wedding night.


Perhaps he changed his surname because he wasn't close to his family.... Because he ate them (and she devoured the scraps).

[skillionaire]

OLD MAN JOKE OF THE DAY! @JASE

[B4TT]

I'll be in the skaife/Lowndes camp.. I havn't had a chance to follow the series but I like Lowndes as a driver.

[skillionaire]

Ohh shit, is the coverage started already!~?!??!!?!? CRAP

Still an hour and a half till greens though, yes?

[B4TT]

With a surname like "Hosa" you'd think he'd be well endowed?

By the looks of him, she may have to crawl under his gut (whilst its propped up with two broomsticks) to actually see anything after the wedding night.


Perhaps he changed his surname because he wasn't close to his family.... Because he ate them (and she devoured the scraps).

This all sounds as though its on the money.

Ohh shit, is the coverage started already!~?!??!!?!? CRAP

Still an hour and a half till greens though, yes?

tis just the walk through the pits and shiz Nikko, I don't think there is any hour till the grid though...... I could be wrong.

[RX25SE]

Curiously, what does a MAF sensor do???

Mass Air Flow.
Uses a hot wire to measure the mass (flow and density) of air entering the engine. This info is used by the ECU to calculate the required amount of fuel.
As more or colder air flows over the wire, more current is required to maintain the temp so the ECU sees the cahnges in current.

[Alex]

Warm up.

WTF? Murphy's car looks quite lively, but it is brandished with a large VOLVO logo on the rear.


Kill me now.

[skillionaire]

How can you hate Lee Kernhagan? He's the 'ing voice of our nation mate. **** you mate.

Nah, it's alright, you're a good cvnt.

[B4TT]

Curiously, what does a MAF sensor do???

it counts all the air as it goes past, records it on a tally sheet and complains about how boring life as MAF worker really is.

[Adam]

Cheers Jase, MAF = AFM? Or leymans terms, the thing after the air box?

Cheers Josh haha.

[skillionaire]

Does it have the ability to regulate the flow? Or does it just send the reading somewhere so more/less fuel is chucked in?




Or am I WAY off?

[Alex]

Mass Air Flow.
Uses a hot wire to measure the mass (flow and density) of air entering the engine. This info is used by the ECU to calculate the required amount of fuel.
As more or colder air flows over the wire, more current is required to maintain the temp so the ECU sees the cahnges in current.

Also known more commonly amongst Subaru circles as the AFM (Air Flow Meter).

It is the AIDS and SATAN of Subarus. A true achilles heel. This dies, and can cause bad fuel economy, or on the opposite side of the scale, fuel starvation, and inevitably, detonation and engine destruction.

I'll be deleting mine shortly.

[B4TT]

If Lee Kernhagan ever becomes the voice of Australia I am happy to say that I am not an Australian. LOL

[Alex]

does it just send the reading somewhere so more/less fuel is chucked in?

This.

[skillionaire]

Being a bright spark, I thought it would turn you on?

THIS CANNOT GO UNNOTICED.

This.

Thankyou!