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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:36 PM

He has summer berries, I only think of him once a year, that's to get berries from him.

I think of him as a long haired hippy, because he clearly is.

He is obviously a very angry individual, and constantly references the fact that 'the joke is on you and your friends'.

Quite unnerving.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:37 PM

You guys know where the port is to plug my ecu scanner into?

This isnt it right?
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Depends what scanner you have.

So it's not an OBD II scanner?

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:37 PM

I think this dude sounds to have a little more wrong with him than just suicidal tendencies. Sounds like he is off his nut insane.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:38 PM

It is a OBD2 scanner but i cant find the plug... thats the only one i can locate.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:39 PM

He is obviously a very angry individual, and constantly references the fact that 'the joke is on you and your friends'.

Quite unnerving.

Should I hold off drinking the Raspberry liqueur? :P

 


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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:40 PM

It is a OBD2 scanner but i cant find the plug... thats the only one i can locate.

It should be a huge black plug right under the interior fuse box.

That's where it is on a Gen3.


Was a Gen2 even OBD II compliant? Maybe it doesn't even have the plug...
Probably should have check that before you bought one.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:41 PM

Seems a bit weird Nik.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:42 PM

I asked the seller and specifically asked about gen2 lib and they said yeah she'll be right -_-

Guess that means i can send it back tho...

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:43 PM

Yeah, pretty certain it doesn't.

I think it's only around the 2000 era they started fitting them to cars.



You can get other scanner tools for older Subarus though.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:43 PM

He is the Raspberry guy actually.

Weird. I saw him in the street yesterday, and I've been trying to find him to see what the go was for this year. He was nice and even gave me his mobile number, we laughed and talked for about ten minutes and then he left. Then this morning about 8am he dropped this off.

I know it's common for suicide cases to go and either see everyone they know, or write letters and send them before they top themselves.

The number he gave me isn't working, and all I know is he calls himself 'The Sunman'.

:/

Also reference to me going out drinking with my mates last night and talking foul about him... but I went out with Alisha and M+D for dinner at a quiet restaurant near Dunz.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:48 PM

That is strange as shit man

on a lighter note.. I want the shit out of this


 


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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:49 PM

Nik,

Sounds like a nutter.












OBD plugs are generic 16 pin with different populated pins depending on the protocol used.

ODDII use the same plug but share protocols. ie fault codes are the same.


I doubt GenII is even OBD.

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OBD II will have pins 6,14 and 16 at a minimum. 6&14 are the CAN lines and 16 is power for the scanner.



OBD II scaners (the cheap ones) are not usually compatible with OBD.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:49 PM

I bought a cheap OBD scanner a couple years ago off eBay and it didn't even work with the B4.

Worked on the Foucs and the Gen 4 though.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:50 PM

I've got both plugs.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:51 PM

Nik,

Sounds like a nutter.


Correct. I'd post up the two page letter, but I would feel awful if he actually does top himself and I've publicised it.

Hopefully he doesn't do anything crazy, he proclaims his love for someone over and over again, and how he knows I know he loves her....

....I don't know who SHE is!?!?

Anyway.

I'm making beer.

I've got both plugs.


Double pluggers?

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:52 PM

Better send it back then. That was a waste of time -_-

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:52 PM

I thought Gen2 was obd aswell.

I couldn't tell you from my car, its a hybrid :)

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:53 PM

Thats weird as man.

Maybe give the BeyondBlue hotline a call, read it out to them, and see what they think. I mean, they're paid professionals, trained to deal with this kind of shit.

You are not. You are trained in a much better field of making epic beers.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:58 PM

Exactly, stick to making beer Nik so you can one day make a beer that is almost as good as mine..... :P

 


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Posted 01 December 2011 - 02:00 PM

stick to making beer Nik so you can one day make a beer that is almost as good as mine..... :P


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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 




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