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Straight up.
Dude's missus was killer unimpressed. Haha.
I went out for dinner and when I got back they were all still here dancing.
Oh well. Everyone happy? Sweet. No arguments or tears at a staff party is a damn win in my book.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:09 AM
Hang on. It was your staff Christmas party and you went out to dinner instead?
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:13 AM
Have you not met my staff?
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:16 AM
I have the brain of a two year old, but after a three page thread discussing the worlds greatest violinist playing in a metro train station in Washington, this killed me;
maybe most people didn't care because violins are gay.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:25 AM
What do you mean maybe?
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:35 AM
Violins are for Asian kids and redheads.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:38 AM
OH HAI!!!Christmas party last night...l I had to carry a few staff members to their lifts that were waiting....
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I think I'm going to be doing a bulk of the workload today. It's funny to me that people can't handle their piss.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:40 AM
AMS, funnily enough I actually watched that nipple piercing video just yesterday, was pretty boring for the most part.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:44 AM
I'm sorry but this is 
'ing hilarious, and y'all just bypassed my funny.
'ing hilarious, and y'all just bypassed my funny.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:47 AM
Re: Banana car. I smirked.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:48 AM
LOL. BANANANANANANANANANANANANANA CAR!!!!!!!!
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:50 AM
Hahahaha
I smirked.
I FEEL SO VALIDATED.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:55 AM
Seriously. A banana car? Peeled out? Please.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:58 AM
If we are driving along the highway, and a banana car drives past, and I say "He just peeled out", and you don't full belly laugh, I will punch you.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:01 AM
In that circumstance I will accept your punch. But I'm still only going to smirk.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:04 AM
That banana was such a dad joke. Hahaha.
Could be working but cbf
Could be working but cbf
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:06 AM
Banananana car made the corner of my mouth rise slightly.
Work Christmas/Awards party yesterday.
Started drinking @ midday.....finished @11pm.
I have decided that I should know better.
Work Christmas/Awards party yesterday.
Started drinking @ midday.....finished @11pm.
I have decided that I should know better.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:13 AM
Don't say something you might regret, mate!
PHATMAN ONLY - This track is a BANGER.
PHATMAN ONLY - This track is a BANGER.
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:26 AM
Nik, if we're ever in a car on the freeway and are overtaken by a banana car and you say "they peeled out" as they go past... ima pull the car over and walk home, maybe after punching you in the arm too.
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Please don't break today, I want to keep watching the cricket
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