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[ams]

What about meters?

I live my life 402 meters at a time..

[Ren-dog]

Do you live your life a quater mile at a time?

I get it from my dad... I havent been driving stupid for a while. Just making clutch smoke... last time i was in the drive through i stalled it, didnt want to again.

[B4TT]

For sure, it's all about conditions.

That's a 70km/h zone with a bend. Who the shit does 120 into a bend.

Also, for the speed camera fanbois - in that first pic, the traffic lights you can see in the background have a red light camera. Seems speed cameras didn't save lives afterall.

Dude, you are always going to get the fuckwits with no brains of their own sit back and just blanket blame speeding for everything. The whole "drop 5 and save lives" campaign you guys have is an utter joke and the person responsible for it should be drowned.

Obviously the fact that these guys where doing 120 into a bend in a 70km/h zone is the reason they are in a tree, that is not driving to the conditions, these people are of the opinion though that driving at 80 in that 70 zone would have resulted in the same outcome because magically as soon as you move 2 over the posted limit you are looking death in the eyes.

[Richo]

fairly sure that red light camera is speed/redlight combined like a lot are becoming now.

[ams]

As stated earlier, there were no skid marks leading up to the tree which pretty obviously demonstrates they either weren't paying attention, drunk or asleep.

[Adam]

Maybe they wanted to hit the tree?

[Ren-dog]

Or someone cut the brake lines in an attempt to kill them! OMG!

Or maybe they were just looking at the speedo...

Who wants to bet its an auto?

[B4TT]

Maybe a baby ran out in front of them and used it's powerful psychic abilities and laser eyes to throw them from the road into the tree?

[Adam]

Maybe a baby ran out in front of them and used it's powerful psychic abilities and laser eyes to throw them from the road into the tree?

Plausible!

[ams]

See Mythbusters did a cannon experiment about 2 weeks ago and it blew up and injured some people.

[B4TT]

Perhaps these guys where trying to mythbust... something?

[Shaz]

LITTLE KID, Y U PUSH HOLD UP BUTTON AND ORDER POLICEMANS?!

[Morgan]

Perhaps they found a ham in the backseat at started eating it, forgot they were driving and then crashed into a palm tree?

[Adam]

Wonder if they succeeded?

[B4TT]

LITTLE KID, Y U PUSH HOLD UP BUTTON AND ORDER POLICEMANS?!

Bahahahahahhahahahahaha awesome! how did that go down?

Perhaps they found a ham in the backseat at started eating it, forgot they were driving and then crashed into a palm tree?

This is VERY plausible. Tis the season to eat ham!!!

[Adam]

LITTLE KID, Y U PUSH HOLD UP BUTTON AND ORDER POLICEMANS?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Perhaps they found a ham in the backseat at started eating it, forgot they were driving and then crashed into a palm tree?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAM?!?!

[B4TT]

Adam, obviously whoever found the crash site first would have consumed the remaining HAM before proceeding on with their job.

[Shaz]

It went down to me not being able to turn it off, as the door locked, so I couldn't get out to the control panel, which then resulted in a call to our security, while trying to talk over the top of a STUPIDLY LOUD alarm, who told me many policemans were on route as they have had "another high risk security breach" at another branch somewhere in Sydney.

Stupid kid. You're not a bank employee.

Stop trying to be a bank employee.

Mr Popo's were fast though. Maybe 3 minutes?

[ams]

LITTLE KID, Y U PUSH HOLD UP BUTTON AND ORDER POLICEMANS?!

I think everyone is missing the point here.

In movies, the hold up alarm buttons are under the tellers desks.

Therefore, I assume Shaz was at a desk, when a kid under it, and clearly his head bumped the alarm button.

THIS STORY WENT FROM WOW TO CRIMINAL.

[Shaz]

Lol.

We have 19 Alarm buttons.

2 of them are at the tellers desk. The others are randomly scattered around the branch. It just so happens this kid thought it would be the right thing to do to push it.