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[B4TT]

not a real one, I was up the day before Christmas and back the day after to work.

[Shaz]

Dearest in Christ:

A very nice day to you,

I am Mrs Aisha al-Rasheed by Islamic name before I repented and named (Sister Ruth) in Christianity name. I am from Saudi Arabia and married to late Mr Mohammed Ahmad al-Rasheed who was the Saudi Arabian ambassador to Ivory Coast before he was murdered. We married each other for good eleven years without having a child.

You can click on the below website to read the news about my late husband.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2003/03/28/819242.htm

After his burial ceremonies was conducted by his Muslim brothers, I repented and became a fully born again Christian through the preaching of late Rev Father Joseph Bill during his condolence visit to me when he visited IVORY COAST . I was touched by the spirit of GOD through his preaching and became repented as a Christian and I was given Sister Ruth as baptized name. So I decided not to remarry again or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against according to Christianity doctrines because I fully believed, if my late husband was alive, he would have also repented and get baptize too.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (Two Million Nine Hundred and Fifty thousand Dollars) $2,950,000.00 Dollars here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire for future investment in clued oil refinery before he died in the year 2003 during the political crisis and up till date the money still remained untouchable. After his death I decided to donate the money to charity organization, that is why I contacted you. I would have donate the funds here in Ivory Coast but due to the amount of corruptions were the Ivory Coast Government embezzled some European Union aid to the charities, I became afraid of them to donate the funds over here. For more information, you can click the below website to read the news of Ivory Coast Government embezzled the European Union aid Fund.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/443903.stm

Recently, my doctor revelled to me that I will be having some few period to live due to my cancer decease and having known my present condition of health will result. I decided to donate the money out as my spirit directed me.
I want you that will use the money to help widows, disabilities, orphanage & churches to see that the house of GOD is well maintained.

The Holy Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that gives that is why I took this decision for almighty God in heaven to accept my husband soul and I whenever it may occur, because I don't have any child that will inherit the wealth and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my late husband's efforts to be use by unbelievers.

I don't want a situation whereby the money will be use ungodly way. That is why I am taking this decision. Not that I am afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the LORD. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

As Muslim tradition describe, if I mistakenly go back to Saudi Arabia, believed me, I will be stolen overnight by my late husband's relatives and even my own parent will support them in any action they decided to take against me as they are the same Muslim. So that is why I don't want them to know about this project.

As soon as I receive your response I shall give you further information’s about the money because I can't figure out what may happen next to me as the medical experts observed in me.
But please you should always pray for my survival though my greatest happiness today is that I live a life of a worthy Christian since I became a born again Christian and whosoever wants to serve GOD should serve him in truth and spirit as the HOLY BIBLE said.

I look forward to hearing from you

Thanks and remain bless in the Lord

Yours in Christ
Sister Ruth James

[skillionaire]

Does she have any idea how long it will take you to send the funds?

[Shaz]

My reply. Mis-spelling is on purpose too.

Dear Sister Ruth,

Whilst I am whole heartdly very sorry for your loss, I cannot help but think that perhaps your late husband was infact, caught up in some "pretty gangster shit" as others would put it. Having been to the Ivory Coast before in my life, and having also seen first hand the type of people that come out of a place like that, I must say I am not surprised at all you picked my email address at complete random. In fact, its such a coincidence because just a few days ago, I also recieved an email from the British lottery telling me that I had won $500,000,000 in a lottery, i am not eligible for, as i am not a citizen, nor did I enter it. In addition to this, I also got an email from a persian prince with a story very similar to your own.

I must be very lucky to have recieved so much good fortune through my email address that I predominantly use for spam like purposes, and never for anything serious.

The fact of the matter is this. I do not support Christianism. Nor do i support Muslimism. Nor do i support Catholicism. Nor do I support Jewism. Do you see where I am going with this? As I strongly believe that religion is one of those things people use as an excuse to gun down, stab and hurt each other, I dont think your husbands "fortune" would be of any use to a non believer as me, as I would use it for things such as expensive high class hookers, truck loads of cocaine, and possibly a rocket ship of some sort.

Whilst I completely apprecaite your offer, I must pass on this one, as I am currently awaiting my $500,000,000 from the british lottery to be deposited into my account.

Kind Regards,

Nathanuel Van Boneapart Max HarderCore

[B4TT]

Waaaaiiiit.... Is she saying that she is going to be IN gods tits? Wtf!!!!

[Ren-dog]

That is golden! LOL'd

[Shaz]

Correct. Sister Ruth is going to be IN the tits of god.

[B4TT]

Hahaha brilliant reply shaz!!! Hahahahaha Jewism!!

[B4TT]

That is golden

Like the shower!

[Hypnotic]

Hi,

Man that was a good read Shaz, great response too!!

[Ren-dog]

Like the shower!

You have a golden shower? You ritch barstard!

[B4TT]

I still cant get past her gods tits comment......

Is she some sort of twisted lesbian nun who wants to snuggle up to a transexual god?

I dont think she knows god at all!! He is a blokey bloke who like beer and cars and boobs on women.

[skillionaire]

gods tits

ritch

Really?

[Adam]

HA A rocket ship!

[B4TT]

Really?

Really really

[Ren-dog]

Really really

Really really really?

[B4TT]

hahaha Supra is like DD's LOL! that was an awesome vid.

[ams]

Ritch like a bost.

[B4TT]

Slavic Jew.

[Ren-dog]

Client: "I got a virus, dunno how"
Me: *looks at internet history* "Try not watching porn"
Client: "THAT WASNT ME!!!!"
Me: "Dude, im the bloody tech, i see this every day, dont lie, it makes it harder to repair, and will cost you more."
Client: "Oh kay... It was me"
Me: "good man, it will be done tomorrow."

Wouldnt have made it harder, just wanted him to admit it.