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Started by Shaz, Jul 01 2012 08:32 PM

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#4381 Richo

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:08 PM

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:09 PM

I'd love to have a crack in one.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:18 PM

^^^^ F40 = porn

http://www.topgear.c...0-v-porsche-959

I was watched this the other day, my 2 fav cars when I was growing up, had massive posters on my walls.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:25 PM

Hahahaha.

So many customers keep saying to me "Can I speak to the branch manager" and then when I tell them I am the manager, they laugh and say I'm too young.

Stupid old fools.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:33 PM

What are your staff (or the corporate body) doing to make customers want to speak with the branch manager ?

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:35 PM

@AMS, who says i dont look for jobs.
http://www.seek.com....king=JMC-000038

It just so happens that i have no car that will make a trip to townsville, im in the middle of a 6 month lease, and i have barely enough money to buy a car that will make it to townsville.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:43 PM

Brett. Focus' are terrible cars! I've driven every model since the MY07/08 and they're not getting any better...

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:44 PM

@AMS, who says i dont look for jobs.
http://www.seek.com....king=JMC-000038


Remove 'shop presentation' from the top of your experience list in your current job. Put your most relevant skills at the top of the list and for the love of morgan's boss, please remove 'stock take' from your list of IT skills.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:47 PM

What are your staff (or the corporate body) doing to make customers want to speak with the branch manager ?


We have ALOT of old people who bank with us, and have been doing so since 1847, and back in the day, the "Branch Manager" used to sort everything out. Nowadays, the tellers do most of the work, and I just sit back and make decisions. But alas, the older chaps still want to do it their way.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:50 PM


We have ALOT of old people who bank with us, and have been doing so since 1847, and back in the day, the "Branch Manager" used to sort everything out. Nowadays, the tellers do most of the work, and I just sit back and make decisions. But alas, the older chaps still want to do it their way.


You should befriend them and scam their pension, gain their trust become the sole beneficiary and make sex with their grand daughters and film it then show them the film and they will die of 'natural causes' (read: heart attack). This way you can buy a BRZ and drive it to ren's front yard and set it on fire.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:50 PM

It just so happens that I have no car that will make a trip to townsville, im in the middle of a 6 month lease, and i have barely enough money to buy a car that will make it to townsville.

none of the above are good enough excuses. if you want it bad enough go get it. just saying......

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:51 PM

This way you can buy a BRZ and drive it to ren's front yard and set it on fire.


You spelt "drive over his face" wrong.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:52 PM

chuck him the keys first

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:55 PM

chuck him the keys first


hahahaha

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:11 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:14 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:27 PM

ouch


also, fun or pants soiling ?

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it would probably depend on the mode of transport to ascend/descend.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:31 PM

Brett. Focus' are terrible cars! I've driven every model since the MY07/08 and they're not getting any better...

Strongly Disagree. I have driven pretty much every variant from 99-2003, with just about every engine/driveline combo, and enjoyed all of them. The 2.0L Duratec with a 6 speed is particularly enjoyable.

Horses for courses Morgz. We all look for different things from our cars.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:32 PM

I just received my official letter to say that I am getting my payrise and the Boss mentioned that they are looking at a new pay system for possibly later this year which will mean I will get another pay rise if it is to go through.... :) happy.

I agree with Brett on this, they are much nicer car to drive than an N/A Subaru to put it in perspective.

 

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:36 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 
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