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Morning Gents. To work a hour early, mean i go home an hour early.
General Thread July Roflcopter
Started by Shaz, Jul 01 2012 08:32 PM
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:02 AM
NEEDS MOAR PEANUT BUTTER
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:12 AM
Morning. I dont finish till 7 but I start later tomorrow. So not so bad I guess.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:22 AM
This I don't understand. I am just going to go with tax fraud... you and your Dad are going to Jail.Dad uses our incomes for his tax. I don't know all the ins and outs but it's always about 12 months late! We just got last years returns though so its all good
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:22 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:23 AM
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^^that is how i feel about slate of oregano
^^that is how i feel about slate of oregano
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:24 AM
Bluetooth headunit claim.. Interesting..
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:24 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:29 AM
Nik, surely you can claim BEER ?
As a BUSINESS expense? Yes. I can. Personal? No way. Hence me getting just the standard claims tax back, uniform/travel etc.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:29 AM
This I don't understand. I am just going to go with tax fraud... you and your Dad are going to Jail.
Haha nah it's all very legal. Something about allocating his income to us to lower his so it gets under one of the thresholds. He still has to pay the ATO like $10k or something but it's better than what it could be...!
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:31 AM
Alcohol purchases are market research. Also, having a restaurant, we can claim two meals a month as market research, so you keep the two biggest receipts each month and it stacks up nice. All business though.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:35 AM
For sure, 10K is a lot less than I pay :S He sounds as though he is doing it right!Haha nah it's all very legal. Something about allocating his income to us to lower his so it gets under one of the thresholds. He still has to pay the ATO like $10k or something but it's better than what it could be...!
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:39 AM
My mechanic mate is at a BMW driver testing day today. Bastard.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:42 AM
Yeah sweet. Got to love market research hey!Alcohol purchases are market research. Also, having a restaurant, we can claim two meals a month as market research, so you keep the two biggest receipts each month and it stacks up nice. All business though.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:44 AM
Haha nah it's all very legal. Something about allocating his income to us to lower his so it gets under one of the thresholds. He still has to pay the ATO like $10k or something but it's better than what it could be...!
Dad also does this.
Basically adjust income to the family So they go just under their threshold, with the hope of lowering his threshold.
His accountant did it. So seems legit!
I can claim a mouse for tax this year. Haha
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:47 AM
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE UPDATE THE HOMEPAGE LINK?
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:51 AM
Can someone please teach Shaz how to use a computer?
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:52 AM
Mobile, Internet, Electricity, Computer Equipment, Charitable donations, safety gear, automotive magazine subscriptions, laundry, are some of the things I claim
Nik, surely you can claim BEER ?
A gun factory? LOL sounds more like a dude making a few on the side
http://www.smh.com.a...0704-21h34.html
I'll be claiming beer. Been saving my receipts. Yay!
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:55 AM
For sure, 10K is a lot less than I pay :S He sounds as though he is doing it right!
Haha ten grand tax bill, farkin' swoite moite! Even including Morgan's $27.5 income!
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:55 AM
More info on this please. Is it an evo front end on an Audi wagon??
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:57 AM
So your taxable income for the year will appear to be higher than what it should be? Does he fix you up for the tax bill?Dad also does this.
Basically adjust income to the family So they go just under their threshold, with the hope of lowering his threshold.
His accountant did it. So seems legit!
I can claim a mouse for tax this year. Haha
hahahaha I know! I would love to pay 10K tax. Morgans $27.50 is a big thing yo! Is it worth more because it is Holy money? like Holy water but money instead.
Haha ten grand tax bill, farkin' swoite moite! Even including Morgan's $27.5 income!
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