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[B4TT]

'Dam..... here is a baby one

[Shaz]

My spiders couldn't go on that bridge.... couldn't hold their weight.

Do the spiders shoot webs made of bees?

[Adam]

That was my first cruise haha!

Thought I rooted something when I was going down that hill and smoke started coming Out the zorst. But cleared and never happened again.

That car was an awesome p.o.s!

[ams]

Spiders and bees are sworn by their fathers and forefathers to battle to the death at every opportunity.

There was one case in new zealand where a bee - lets call him, mr bumble...picked up a stray spider on the street. He was one of those "try and fix the prostitute spider", "she's had a hard life". He was a real sucker for the lost soul, so he took her in. She was a wreck, used to pick up other spiders on the street, take them home and they would do dirty degrading things to her. They loved the fact she never shaved her 8 legs and they were hairy. As such, she used to attract some pretty dodgy spider men.

He bathed her, cared for her and bought her back to good health. She had a terrible addiction to pollen which - being a bee, mr bumble had an instant bond with her. He felt conflicted because his food was her habit. Like dating a lion when you're a deer - the temptation would be too great to relapse.

Anyway, mr bumble decided to give up pollen and become a meat-eater like his ex-prostitute girlfriend (pun intended). They used to sit outside josh's window together holding hands - which was always tricky given she has two more hands than he, but they made it work. She could pick insects and feed them both, while he could remain tied at the palm with her.

The big day came when they tried to introduce either other to their parents. They had told their parents they had met someone new - not that they were dating the sworn enemy. Trouble was brewing in the air. That morning - they both remained positive that their parents would understand. The time came to meet, they both met on that tree branch they loved so much. After all - it was the place they had first met! mrs leggy and mr bumbles parents arrived at the same time - tension was in the air. Looks of disappointment were exchanged between the parents and their children, disappointment turned to anger - anger turned to aggression...a fight was looming.

A loud thud was hear, breaking the tension. Another loud thud followed, and another - was it an earthquake? The parents stopped fighting - in fear for their lives. A moment later, a huge wave of heat rushed over them, incinerating them instantly. They had been killed by josh, with a lighter and a 'ing can of pea-beu. "Take that ya cuunts."

[Adam]

I don't know if i should read that

[ams]

I don't know if i should read that

Point out the words you don't understand, i'll explain them.

[Adam]

Spiders

[TSG]

FAARK. Can anyone you hand the care of your car over to, do anything right. We have used this body shop for years, the guy has always done decent work. Spoiler is bubbling BAD (he has to fix it under warranty), but I just noticed he missed some clear coat on the inside of the wheel arch piece on the passenger side now that I am home. Colour match is fine, and the paint looks fine, but geez.

Will bring up the clear coat when I take the spoiler back, maybe he can patch it, rest of the bar looks great

[ams]

[B4TT]

Went and had a good look over this just now, very much built for tiny tiny people.. personally I would prefer more room.
Door trims were pretty nasty hard plastic, felt hollow and cheap to touch. I looked at the GTS and the GT. Compliance and build plates are all FHI haha.

'Dam, I can't really agree with you on the paint thing, paint was average on it hey... typical orange peely finish, it actually looks thin to be honest.

[Adam]

FAARK. Can anyone you hand the care of your car over to, do anything right. We have used this body shop for years, the guy has always done decent work. Spoiler is bubbling BAD (he has to fix it under warranty), but I just noticed he missed some clear coat on the inside of the wheel arch piece on the passenger side now that I am home. Colour match is fine, and the paint looks fine, but geez.

Will bring up the clear coat when I take the spoiler back, maybe he can patch it, rest of the bar looks great

Sucks!

[ams]

[Adam]

Went and had a good look over this just now, very much built for tiny tiny people.. personally I would prefer more room.
Door trims were pretty nasty hard plastic, felt hollow and cheap to touch. I looked at the GTS and the GT. Compliance and build plates are all FHI haha.

'Dam, I can't really agree with you on the paint thing, paint was average on it hey... typical orange peely finish, it actually looks thin to be honest.

Josh, maybe Rach's parents got lucky on the paint then. It looks fuckin mint! Have to try take a shot for you!

[TSG]

just noticed he 'ed half the damn clips on the bumper too! It isn't noticeable but jesus 'ing christ.

[Ren-dog]

@Yosh, I personally love them, the plastics and stuff are made to come off reasonably easily so you can either A: remove for weight saving, B: replace with something else.

If i could i would buy one.

[B4TT]

Sorry, was very under-whelmed by it. I think that once the hype dies down a bit people will see it for what it is, and to be honest it really isn't anything special.

[Adam]

just noticed he 'ed half the damn clips on the bumper too! It isn't noticeable but jesus 'ing christ.

Get him to fix it all.

Sorry, was very under-whelmed by it. I think that once the hype dies down a bit people will see it for what it is, and to be honest it really isn't anything special.

I wasn't trying to convince at all.

I think it's a nice car. But doesn't mean you have to. Though I am disappointed to hear about the paint!

Rach's parents bought their dogs a nice new pillow/bed for their log cabin (kennel) yesterday.

This is what it looked like this morning



Josh, the paint looks as good if not better than this (my mini that I painted )

[B4TT]

Heh! nice one. Is someone in the fire brigade/bush fire brigade in your family?

[Adam]

Yeah dad is in the RFS




LOL disk brake conversion. Because race mini

[Shaz]

I think they are rubbish. I was very disappointed, like you were Josh. And let me tell you, a man of my stature sitting in those seats was not the most confortable. And I absolutled HATED the interior finish. It just feels cheap. Kinda like what Hyundai were say 10 years ago. Reminded me of an Excel tbh.