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[Shaz]

Yeah I know.... 1% of what I asked for... not good enough really is it.

Yeah, i'd actually take that as an offence if they offered that.

[B4TT]

true, but you are used to getting trillion dollar a month increases etc.

[ams]

Yeah, i'd actually take that as an offence if they offered that.

Hey shaz how much does it suck having to drive all that way to work?

[Shaz]

Hey shaz how much does it suck having to drive all that way to work?

Go and yourself with a rusty spoon made of acid.

[B4TT]

You going to move closer to work Shaz?

[Delete This Account]

Where does Shaz work now?

[Shaz]

You going to move closer to work Shaz?

I was having a look the other day at some 3 bedroom houses a bit closer the other day, but then i'd have to sell, and buy and blahblahblah.

I just need to buy a more comfortable car to commute in, then it wont be so bad I dont think.

Where does Shaz work now?

Still NAB, different branch though.

[Adam]

Hey shaz how much does it suck having to drive all that way time to work?

[ams]

Go and yourself with a rusty spoon made of acid.

Pretty sure that is physically impossible on a few counts;

1. A spoon is inanimate, therefore cannot consent. If you had have said "go rape a spoon" that would be correct.
2. Acid is fluid, so it would almost be like 'ing a glass of liquid....probably similar feeling to having vaginal sex with ren's sister.
3. Where am I going to "go" and have this water rape? You didn't specify.

[Adam]

I thought you were renting, Shaz?

[Shaz]

Pretty sure that is physically impossible on a few counts;

1. A spoon is inanimate, therefore cannot consent. If you had have said "go rape a spoon" that would be correct.
2. Acid is fluid, so it would almost be like 'ing a glass of liquid....probably similar feeling to having vaginal sex with ren's sister.
3. Where am I going to "go" and have this water rape? You didn't specify.

1. This spoon is specifically designed for going and 'ing oneself. It needs no consent.
2. The acid has become a solid due to massive compression, and the end result is a spoon shape.
3. Wherever pleases you the most. Maybe a public bathroom? Or in a field of bee-barking dogs.

Adam - I was initially, but ended up buying after my shares weren't faring so well.

[ams]

Or in a field of bee-barking dogs.

No human made field can contain dogs of that talent.

[Shaz]

No human made field can contain dogs of that talent.

Maybe if there was 2 B4s driving in circles around them. But then you'd have the issue of it affecting the gravitational pull of the earth, and probably cause the moon to merge with Africa.

[Brett]

Pretty sure that is physically impossible on a few counts;

1. A spoon is inanimate, therefore cannot consent. If you had have said "go rape a spoon" that would be correct.
2. Acid is fluid, so it would almost be like 'ing a glass of liquid....probably similar feeling to having vaginal sex with ren's sister.
3. Where am I going to "go" and have this water rape? You didn't specify.

1. He said yourself WITH a rusty spoon. Not a rusty spoon. Therefore the only consent would need to be from yourself. We know you're into that kind of thing, so thats fine.

2. You're making the mistake in thinking acid has to be liquid. It does not.

3. you're a knob.


edit: or what Shaz said.

[Adam]

Oarsome SHAZZAM!

[Brett]

So you bought the porn palace/balchelor pad of extreme awesomeness Shaz?

[ams]

edit: or what Shaz said.

This is what happens when your royal butler slave posts too slow.

[Brett]

My mrs just purchased/ordered a half side of Beef. They butcher it all for you, and you get to chose the cuts you want. They'll mince however much you want too. I think it was around $400, but it works out to be around $8/kg of grass fed organic beef. Pretty stoked about that.

[Shaz]

So you bought the porn palace/balchelor pad of extreme awesomeness Shaz?

Yup. Tad expensive though, but it does the job. Joshwaa has seen it. It isn't the best place in the world, but 3 bedroom, 2 story, double lock up garage, pool, tennis courts, spa, etc etc.

[B4TT]

Nice one Brett.. make sure your butler packs and labels the meat correctly so that your private chef knows what cuts are where.