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[Adam]

Going to snow in 2 weeks!

[B4TT]

Going to snow in 2 weeks!

... same

[Adam]

I took the Monday off too

[B4TT]

I took the Monday off too

[Shaz]

Bastards.

I'm moving on the 24th.

[Shaz]

Hams - You should do this to your car. With more tyre.

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[ams]

stiomg.

Yeh want rims like that, they would be nice.

[Adam]

I agree!

[B4TT]

hahaha a 50 shades generator, it comes up with some nasty shit

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

"The unrelenting orgasms from his battering ram thrusting my enchilada of love made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. With my vertical smile now much like badly battered road kill, he thought it was time to start ramming my chocolate starfish. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a sewer trout, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy haemorrhaging from my rusty sherif's badge and all over my roast beef platter. When he removed his throbbing quim dagger from my poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the butt nugget off his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus. He launched a giant stink pickle on my droopies just so he could devour it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
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[Shaz]

Have any of you blokes got the digital Wheels magazine?

I've got it on my iPad, and I must say, its very well done. Animated magazine FTW.

hahaha a 50 shades generator, it comes up with some nasty shit

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

HAHAHAHHA WTF?

By now, my whispering eye was frothing like a leaky tap. It was bliss having his clunger slid inside me again; stuffing my municipal cockwash with a gerbil just didn't get my cod canyon spattering like it used to. With my flappy meal now much like a darts team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time to start sliding my puckered brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load frothing from my balloon knot and all over my roast beef platter. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like a twisted slipper, and I was no different!

Is that actually how the book is written?

edit** Just reread that, and im going to make a guess and say that that ISNT the way the book is written.

[Adam]

Rach is up to 43 likes, farout!

~trying not to get hopes up~ she got through the first round!

[Adam]

HAHAHAHAHA

Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his flesh gordon made my clunge gunge froth like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon stuffed deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. The feeling of his man fat trickling down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. With my beef curtains now much like the south end of a badger going north, he thought it was time to start ramming my black hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a sewer trout, I wondered? He munched on my swollen budgie's tongue, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week.

[Shaz]

Thats gotta be one of the best links I've seen ever Josh.

Almost crying in laughter.

[Adam]

Holy crap. Tht one you pasted in, Shaz!

[B4TT]

a greased weasel shit hahaha

[Adam]

/productive day.

[Shaz]

Trying to stop myself from laughing whilst customers are looking at me.

So hard to contain. So many good words to use in the future.

[Adam]

Just share the LOLS, Shaz!

[B4TT]

I know, I am getting an education.

HAHAH
There was love piss oozing from his slut slayer and I was wetter than a spastic's chin.

[Shaz]

I'm sharing this with EVERYONE