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Started by Brett, Aug 01 2012 02:52 AM

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#1861 mark300

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 12:55 PM

Trying to stop myself from laughing whilst customers are looking at me.

So hard to contain. So many good words to use in the future.

far out that stuffs hilarious. Im having the same trouble, my coworkers are wondering what the hell is wrong with me.

this is going to be just as bad for my productivity as those google things last week

#1862 simon

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 12:58 PM

BAHAHAHAHA absolute gold!!!!!

"Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, and I was no different! I awoke the next morning with my one slice toaster still salivating. I thought it was over but his disco stick had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his purple beaver buster soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio."

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#1863 Adam

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:00 PM

Josh, you win this months GT

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:02 PM

Yep, you definitely win the GT, if not the whle internet, for the month.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1865 simon

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:02 PM

agreed

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#1866 Shaz

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:03 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:05 PM

hahahahahaha. I am still finding words I had never known about!

 

#1868 ams

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:07 PM

I awoke the next morning with my pink velvet sausage wallet still foaming. I thought it was over but his tallywacker had other ideas.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

#1869 Adam

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:08 PM

gross, ams.

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:08 PM

Coated like a plasterers radio got me.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1871 Adam

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:10 PM

Coated like a plasterers radio got me.


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#1872 simon

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:11 PM

Coated like a plasterers radio got me.

lols yep me 2,

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#1873 ams

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:13 PM

With his timed slimer hammering deep into my cod canyon, the sensation of his meaty member smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:13 PM

I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown

 

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:20 PM

Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my herring hole got me spouting fallopian fish stock faster than a greased weasel shit. My sperm socket was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:25 PM

Still losing my shit.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:25 PM

Haha yeah I had to close that site cos I wasn't getting anything else done...that and my stomach hurt.

"I was wetter than a spastics chin."

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:35 PM

I can't bring myself to close it hahaha

 

#1879 simon

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:45 PM

made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery


ive lost my shit...............so has my boss.

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#1880 ams

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:47 PM

"but the sight of his sperminator made my minge monsoon leach like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker."

" the sensation of his greasy kebab skewer smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver."

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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