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[Adam]

How was dinner, Nik?

[RX25SE]

Jase. It's the universes way of telling you to buy tarbo!!!

Needs to pull nearly a 1000kg trailer.........

[B4TT]

if you want more inches, stroke it....

[Adam]

Put 7 turbos on it.

Buy walt's b4. It will just move the earth around the 1000kg

[nickknack]

Buy walt's b4. It will just move the earth around the 1000kg

I can confirm that I regularly do this with my B4.

[B4TT]

easy to do with a B4

[TSG]

I hit a pothole yesterday and was worried I had knocked the planet out of its orbit.


Actually I was worried I had killed a wheel/tyre as it nearly ripped the steering wheel out of my hands and made the nastiest sound. Wheel alignment is probably 'ed. Still drives straight though, rim had the rubber skid on it from high compression so keeping an eye on the tyre.

[Liberty]

My mate's got an Audi A4 and has cracked his rims multiple times. 'ing council. They do nothing.

I work for the council.

[B4TT]

Planet is out of orbit for sure TSG!

[TSG]

I did a U-turn to check it out, this thing is like 10cm deep by 30cm diameter, almost the true meaning of the name, I don't even know how a hole like that appears in a road without someone noticing. We have heaps of potholes on the road in and out of here, I frequently drive straight up the middle over the double lines because I cbf destroying my car. Its funny when you are following a police cruiser and he has to do the same thing. The roads are 'ed from the last couple years of torrential rain. This summer is looking like a dry one though!

[Liberty]

If I were you, I'd start claiming things from council cause of that pothole, and any others you wanna drive over. They'll eventually get the hint after receiving a few receipts of repairs you've had to do. Or doesn't it work that way in Brisbane?

[TSG]

haha yeah I heard of some woman trying that trick when I had my tyres changed last year, the guy was saying she kept coming for a new set and damage to her car/suspension every couple of months so she went after the council.

I love the repair job they have done on the road out the front of the estate. I should get a photo of it. Commendable effort there, will certainly stand the test of time. Honestly the effort they put into the patchwork, it would have been easier to grind it down and then lay a fresh layer of tarmac, which is what it needed and what they did on the roundabout up the road.

[ams]

I hit a pothole yesterday and was worried I had knocked the planet out of its orbit.

Not a pothole, someone in a b4 tried to take off nice and slowly and it ripped a hole straight through earth.

[Liberty]

LOL! That's either a really small B4, or one wheel spun. Somehow.

[ams]

LOL! That's either a really small B4, or one wheel spun. Somehow.

The damage transfers to the opposite side of the planet. Japan earthquake/tsunami was the last time someone in Australia tried to do a big launch in a b4.

[Liberty]

That's some insane shit right thurr! What's the next natural disaster to be caused by a B4 take-off?

P.S: Over and out. I'm off to play a bit of FIFA 13 before getting some bed time.

[ams]

That's some insane shit right thurr! What's the next natural disaster to be caused by a B4 take-off?.

We havent made it through 2012 yet. They mayans cant be completely wrong.....

[B4TT]

Mayans are cvnts.. if they think they are going to end the world at the end of 2012 I am going to pay to have your car shipped here... with you in it and together we can run over their faces.

[B4TT]

Honestly though, what a bunch of shit cvnts, build some shitty calendar out of stone and the thing just runs out in 2012 as if everyone just 'ed off...
Like the bunch of fat cvnt americans eating crisps and drinking Dr Pepper sitting in a shitty office somewhere making the original Microsoft programs and forgetting that shit went past the year 2000..... Y2K bug FTL, perhaps that was the problem with the Mayan calendar... Y2K12 bug... realised their mistake and just said it... beeeeer. /end.

[Richo]

maybe it was like the y2k computer bug.. meh, we'll fix it later

maybe i should have read al your post lol