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#2081 Shaz

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:43 AM

I need to get some new bolts for my camera crane. The ones I have are about half a cm too short ffs.

Gunna bring it to the Hunter Cruise and get some epic footage.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#2082 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:44 AM

Trains are canvas not transport. Right Nik?

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#2083 skillionaire

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:44 AM

Correct.

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#2084 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:45 AM

I need to get some new bolts for my camera crane. The ones I have are about half a cm too short ffs.

Gunna bring it to the Hunter Cruise and get some epic footage.

Woot.

Better go do some work

Edit...that looks like I'm telling you to do some work Shaz...that's not the correct context at all.

Here, this is better...
I'm off to work now.

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#2085 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:46 AM

$1600 Rego!!! jesus!!

Yup... had to do the CV shafts too... but next year, if all goes well, rego should be less, but still, about $1200...

Yeah the Calais is gonna cost like 1k to register at the end of the month. Plus insurance.

Rach should just catch the train

Yeah... rego is just too expensive... and coz my B4 is a turbo and a bigger car, rego is more exp...

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#2086 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:46 AM

aaaah just re-shaved my head, feelsgoodman.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2087 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:48 AM

I need to get some new bolts for my camera crane. The ones I have are about half a cm too short ffs.

Gunna bring it to the Hunter Cruise and get some epic footage.

I'm so tempted to get a GoPro for the hunter cruise, but nah... everyone will have them there anyway... lol...

So looking forward to it... wife and baby will be coming along...

aaaah just re-shaved my head, feelsgoodman.

Really? Britney style?

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#2088 B4TT

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:48 AM

Hahahahaha a state funded moving canvas system! hahahaha love it!

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#2089 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:49 AM

Yeah man, full Brit style, except for the fact I have talent

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#2090 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:51 AM

Yeah man, full Brit style, except for the fact I have better boobs

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#2091 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:53 AM

You been peeking into my room at night Zac?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#2092 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:53 AM

Hahahahaha a state funded moving canvas system! hahahaha love it!

Josh for Prime Minister.

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#2093 Samwise

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:54 AM

MSN Messenger got scraped today.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2094 B4TT

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:54 AM

Josh for Prime Minister.

LOL That is a scary as shit thought!

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#2095 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:54 AM

You been peeking into my room at night Zac?

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#2096 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:56 AM

MSN Messenger got scraped today.

oh such a shame,

I thought it was scrapped years ago

LOL That is a scary as shit thought!

it is, I don't even what to think about it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

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#2097 Shaz

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:58 AM

Does ICQ still exist?

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#2098 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:59 AM

Does ICQ still exist?

I hear telegrams and morse code are the future!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#2099 skillionaire

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:59 AM

Some of the big cities with private buff pretty much the only operation (no government buff really) have got the best graffiti in the world, because if it's crap, it'll just get gone over by someone better. Until it's just the cream of the crop riding the line. Copenhagen is a good example. I will admit though, no matter what you let people do, they'll still be drawn to the area that they're not allowed to paint...