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#2121 simon

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:10 AM

How good are RDO's on a Monday??

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:10 AM

Good luck mate... like getting water from a stone most of the time...

I am also doing this hazza......Dirty Pricks


I have it in writing anyway. I was supposed to get my final 44 hours annual leave paid out plus leave loading. He didn't even pay enough to cover the 44 hours.

BTW what is leave loading exactly?

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:10 AM

Awesome profile pic Simon.

Yeah made me lol's

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:10 AM

@Simon: http://www.rimac-automobili.com/

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:12 AM

How good are RDO's on a Monday??

Damn tradies!

Although Monday is my usual day off anyways

@Simon: http://www.rimac-automobili.com/

oh yeah, just a lazy 1088hp and 0-100kmph in 2.8sec

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:13 AM

@Simon: http://www.rimac-automobili.com/

Wow crazy electric car. Awesomesauce.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:13 AM

Leave loading at NAB is 11%, but I believe it differs between organisations.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:14 AM

oh yeah, just a lazy 1088hp and 0-100kmph in 2.8sec

& with 600km range that's pretty good.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:15 AM

it's not bad at all.

And it actually looks good too.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:15 AM

I wonder how quickly it chews the juice at 305km/h!? :)

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:15 AM

Morning lads.

Adam your stuff is in the mail mate.


Spent yesterday changing my clutch. What a freaking shit job that was. Those 5mt boxes weigh so much. Glad it's done & it feels like an entirely different car now. The pedal feel is a fair bit lighter as I went for a standard Exedy unit so Sydney peak hour is going to be a heaps more bearable. My clutch leg was getting all Schwartzanegger.

I would like to make a shout out to my buddy the headless tranny bolt who made the gear box assembly smooth as silk and painless as Posted Image. I was dreading the assembly due to shit tools and a Posted Image ed Jack but it went on first go thanks to this little bad boy.

Very happy now as the car was off the road for nearly 10 days as I was sold the wrong clutch initially and had to go interstate on a coach for a few days and also had to catch buses and trains to work.

Screwed into the starter bolt hole.... love you mr bolt.
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:16 AM

Leave loading at NAB is 11%, but I believe it differs between organisations.


11% of what?

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:17 AM

Does ICQ still exist?


I made them message noise the message tone on my phone.

Nostalgic!

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:18 AM

@Harry: Have a quick read mate; http://www.fairwork....ve-loading.aspx

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:19 AM

@hazza - http://www.fairwork....ve-loading.aspx

hahaha nik got there quicker....

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:19 AM


11% of what?


11% of normal pay rate. It's 17.5% in hospitality and retail as far as I can see.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:20 AM

I wonder how quickly it chews the juice at 305km/h!?

What would go first though? The electricity or the tires..

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:20 AM

Leave loading at NAB is 11%, but I believe it differs between organisations.


Mine is 0%

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:20 AM

@Harry: Have a quick read mate; http://www.fairwork....ve-loading.aspx


Sort of makes sense. Still not sure what I'm entitled to.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:21 AM

Morning lads.

Adam your stuff is in the mail mate.

Screwed into the starter bolt hole.... love you mr bolt.
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Legend. And awesome idea!!!

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