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#6541 peteRS

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:55 AM

I can't believe Pete called me for car advice and I was able to help!

Thas why I asked if I was first call. Because I'm not hugely knowledgable :)


4th Adam...you were 4th on the list. :)
At least you answer your phone :D

 

 

 


#6542 Adam

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:57 AM

I'm a good mate :P

I'm just glad my advice didn't Posted Image up your breaks! :P

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:57 AM

Ingredients
  • 200 grams plain flour
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 30 grams caster sugar
  • 3 medium free range eggs
  • 50 grams butter melted, with solids removed
  • 250 millilitres milk
  • butter for frying
  • 500 millilitres vanilla bean ice cream high quality
  • 4 tablespoons Bitton orange jelly or maple syrup, or honey


Directions
  • Sift the flour, salt and sugar into a mixing bowl.
  • Make a well n the centre of the mixture, add the eggs.
  • Using a whisk, gradually bring the dry mixture into the eggs, followed by the milk, then the melted butter.
  • Whisk gently until the mixture is smooth, being careful not to over-mix.
  • Place a large non-stick frying pan over a medium heat, add ½ teaspoon butter.
  • Add a spoonful of the crêpe mixture to the middle of the pan, swirl to cover the base of the pan. When the edges of the crêpes turn brown, gently turn them over with a spatula (unless you feel confident you can flip them by tossing the pan up and down).
  • Cook until golden.
  • Turn out onto a warmed plate, fold in half, then quarters, stack and serve with a generous scoop of vanilla bean ice cream and a tablespoon of Orange Jelly or maple syrup or honey drizzled over the top.


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:59 AM

I don't think he got the but shaker joke, Jase. Swing and a miss mate.

You know what, I missed that too.

I was referring to how crap shaker pancakes taste. I don't get why anyone would use them when pancakes are so easy to cook from scratch.

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#6545 Adam

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:01 AM

That's a crepe recipe.

Now cook it for me.

You know what, I missed that too.

I was referring to how crap shaker pancakes taste. I don't get why anyone would use them when pancakes are so easy to cook from scratch.


Not that easy for me. I don't own a wife yet.

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:02 AM

Not that easy for me. I don't own a wife yet.

Buy one, cheap from the internetz

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#6547 skillionaire

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:04 AM

Crepes >>>>>>>>> pancakes.

#6548 Adam

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:05 AM

I just like a stack slathered in maple syzyrup.

I'll give the craps a go :)

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:05 AM

I will kill you with a spoon.






:)


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:07 AM

Now cook it for me.

I don't own a wife yet.

You talk like you have a wife.

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#6551 skillionaire

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:07 AM

I just like a stack slathered in maple syzyrup.

I'll give the craps a go :)


You can has the pancaaakes I'll just sip the sizzzzurrrppp

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:08 AM

You talk like you have a wife.

He also whinges like he is one.

:P

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#6553 simon

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:08 AM

Make home made Vegemite with a prostitutes yeast infection.

I was sitting down with a coffee & pancakes. I read this & spat coffee everywhere......thanks man.

Morning chaps. Sunny & warm today. Yesterday was death black & raining. Cool story i know.

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:08 AM

more like this

Nice 'stang.

Repost it when page 302 swings around.

:)

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#6555 Adam

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:09 AM

Bam!!!!


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:09 AM



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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:09 AM

You seem to forget I'm married.


Hahahaha!

I miss my ex's cooking. Ohwell!

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:10 AM

Bam!!!!


Feelsunlovedman.


Haha

I was sitting down with a coffee & pancakes. I read this & spat coffee everywhere......thanks man.


I'm here for you, bro.

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:11 AM


Feelsunlovedman.

You know we luv ya.

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:12 AM

Haha, he's probably on his phone, so you're basically saying he has tiny chimp hands.

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