I can't believe Pete called me for car advice and I was able to help!
Thas why I asked if I was first call. Because I'm not hugely knowledgable
4th Adam...you were 4th on the list.

At least you answer your phone

Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:55 AM
I can't believe Pete called me for car advice and I was able to help!
Thas why I asked if I was first call. Because I'm not hugely knowledgable
Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:57 AM
Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:57 AM
Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:59 AM
You know what, I missed that too.I don't think he got the but shaker joke, Jase. Swing and a miss mate.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:01 AM
You know what, I missed that too.
I was referring to how crap shaker pancakes taste. I don't get why anyone would use them when pancakes are so easy to cook from scratch.
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:02 AM
Buy one, cheap from the internetzNot that easy for me. I don't own a wife yet.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:04 AM
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:05 AM
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:05 AM
I will kill you with a spoon.
Stuff goes here
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:07 AM
You talk like you have a wife.Now cook it for me.
I don't own a wife yet.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:07 AM
I just like a stack slathered in maple syzyrup.
I'll give the craps a go
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:08 AM
He also whinges like he is one.You talk like you have a wife.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:08 AM
I was sitting down with a coffee & pancakes. I read this & spat coffee everywhere......thanks man.Make home made Vegemite with a prostitutes yeast infection.
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:08 AM
Nice 'stang.more like this
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:09 AM
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:09 AM
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:09 AM
You seem to forget I'm married.
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:10 AM
Bam!!!!
Feelsunlovedman.
I was sitting down with a coffee & pancakes. I read this & spat coffee everywhere......thanks man.
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:11 AM
You know we luv ya.
Feelsunlovedman.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:12 AM
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