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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:36 AM
Morning all.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:36 AM
Oh wow!! just wow.HOLY SHITBALLS.
ADAM. THIS MUST BE AVAILABLE AT YOUR PIE SHOP FOR SOME REASON.
http://dudefoods.com...ip-cookie-cone/
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:37 AM
hahaha....cartons
This is why I don't have many friends.
Because you don't honour refunds for shoddy merchandise? HIDE YO TELEVIZENS!
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:38 AM
Exzaccary!
Because you don't honour refunds for shoddy merchandise? HIDE YO TELEVIZENS!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:39 AM
Yeah it was a Suby part, and yeah it was to a member on here.
It's just a shitty situation. Never again will I advertise on behalf of a mate
It's just a shitty situation. Never again will I advertise on behalf of a mate
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:40 AM
Sick 'em Buddha!
But yeah, if you want, let us know what the part was. You never know.
But yeah, if you want, let us know what the part was. You never know.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:42 AM
Yeah it's pretty shitty alright.Yeah it was a Suby part, and yeah it was to a member on here.
It's just a shitty situation. Never again will I advertise on behalf of a mate
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:45 AM
HOLY SHITBALLS.
ADAM. THIS MUST BE AVAILABLE AT YOUR PIE SHOP FOR SOME REASON.
http://dudefoods.com...ip-cookie-cone/
OKAY
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:45 AM
HOLY SHITBALLS.
ADAM. THIS MUST BE AVAILABLE AT YOUR PIE SHOP FOR SOME REASON.
http://dudefoods.com...ip-cookie-cone/
yes. That would taste amazing.Change of ideas. Going to Audley with my girlfriend and my family for a BBQ and might canoe along the Hacking River.Thank you, I already know what procrastination means, but your defining it really solidifies the thoughts.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:47 AM
Long story short, it was a 3.9 STi LSD diff, which turned out to be a 3.45 LSD diff. Almost 'ed his gearbox
'ed his gearbox
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
#7651
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:48 AM
YOU CAN'T CANOE IN A MAYBE.
Fair cop. Not really a 'I have one lying around' kind of part.
Sucks bro. Knowing you, you've probably helped him out a fair few times in the last seven years as well.
Long story short, it was a 3.9 STi LSD diff, which turned out to be a 3.45 LSD diff. Almost
Fair cop. Not really a 'I have one lying around' kind of part.
Sucks bro. Knowing you, you've probably helped him out a fair few times in the last seven years as well.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:48 AM
You ever tried?YOU CAN'T CANOE IN A MAYBE.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:49 AM
Canoe or paddle boat. A definite to one of the two.
Happy now?
Happy now?
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:51 AM
You ever tried?
GOT SO FUCKIN' WET
Happy now?
Dude, I'm always happy. I'm the happiest person I know.
I really should expand my contacts outside the local mens depression support group.... but still!?
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:51 AM
FAIR ENOUGH THEN!!!!!
GOT SO FUCKIN' WET
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#7656
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:51 AM
You must live a very lonely life.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#7657
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:51 AM
GOT SO FUCKIN' WET
I'd expect something like this from Ashley, not you Nik.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:51 AM
I'm waiting for the waters to rise again so I can canoodle doo in the dam.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:52 AM
Is that a confirmation or a may be?
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#7660
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:52 AM
You seem to have high expectations for me, how adorable.
I'd expect something like this from Ashley, not you Nik.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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