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#7661 skillionaire

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:53 AM


I'd expect something like this from Ashley, not you Nik.


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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:53 AM

More than I can count Nik.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:53 AM

Need moar "rest of body" pic.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:53 AM

Is that a confirmation or a may be?


It's a finite conclusion drawn from tangible variables which dictate the exact moment of task commencement.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:54 AM

Very well. And so you must undertake in your task as soon as the aforementioned dam water level has risen.

Shaz, if your mate is a good one, he will pull his head in and do what is right. Don't stress over it too much. How much are you out of pocket if you don't mind me asking?

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:55 AM

More then I can count Nik.


Than.



ThAn.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:55 AM

@Ash:

She's going canooeing !



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It's a finite conclusion drawn from tangible variables which dictate the exact moment of task commencement.

I see....

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:56 AM

canoeing*

I'd think about maybe giving her a go...

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:56 AM

@Ash:

She's going canooeing !


Very nice!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:56 AM

I see....


Do not, you blind fucker.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:56 AM


Do not, you blind fucker.

Such a wanker.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:56 AM

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:56 AM

I'd think about maybe giving her a go...


Typical.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:57 AM

Well played. Very well played. Ha ha!

I'd like to see you do that without editing my post!

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:59 AM

Nik; New anthony bourdain show, 'parts unknown'

Josh reckons it's good, i'm about to watch first ep now.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 10:02 AM

Shaz, if your mate is a good one, he will pull his head in and do what is right. Don't stress over it too much. How much are you out of pocket if you don't mind me asking?


He won't do anything. I've given up hope that he will do the right thing.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 10:05 AM

Morning all.

Lest we forget.



@Shaz
At least you can take comfort in the fact that you have done the right thing.
Maybe your mate will come around?

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 10:07 AM

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 10:08 AM

Brew master yet, Brett?

Not yet.


Hey doodle! Had the Oak Aged Tom's last night. Was pretty nice.



Procrastination won't get you there.


Oaked Tom's sounds bloody lovely. Much vanilla come through? I want to oak age some Rogers'

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