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I have two here haha, room mate has joined the army and we have a friend staying with us at the moment who is explosives ordinance in the Air force (has done some tours overseas smiting IED's)
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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 01:02 PM
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:21 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:26 PM
^Just like the one mythbusters done.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:27 PM
Spark plugs. Done.
That rear passenger side one!! Frick me!
That rear passenger side one!! Frick me!
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:29 PM
Watching the footy.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:31 PM
Dad still has his service medal when he served with the (Dutch) Marines in Indonesia at the end of the war but suspect that my nephew will end up with them being the only male grandchild.
He was a radio operator on a landing craft, there was a book published in Holland about Marine landing craft operations in Indonesia during WW2 and a photo of his boat is on the cover and you can see Dad!
Also, he has a Samurai sword he confiscated from a captured Japenese officer. I remember getting in a heap of trouble as a kid for playing Samurai warrior against the plants in the backyard. I'll never forget it!
He was a radio operator on a landing craft, there was a book published in Holland about Marine landing craft operations in Indonesia during WW2 and a photo of his boat is on the cover and you can see Dad!
Also, he has a Samurai sword he confiscated from a captured Japenese officer. I remember getting in a heap of trouble as a kid for playing Samurai warrior against the plants in the backyard. I'll never forget it!
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:54 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:05 PM
Drinking tequila, Playing with Boon and have a line cast from the backyard.
I love this country.
I love this country.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:06 PM
Thats pretty awesome Jase, and I can picture playing Samurai warriorDad still has his service medal when he served with the (Dutch) Marines in Indonesia at the end of the war but suspect that my nephew will end up with them being the only male grandchild.
He was a radio operator on a landing craft, there was a book published in Holland about Marine landing craft operations in Indonesia during WW2 and a photo of his boat is on the cover and you can see Dad!
Also, he has a Samurai sword he confiscated from a captured Japenese officer. I remember getting in a heap of trouble as a kid for playing Samurai warrior against the plants in the backyard. I'll never forget it!
Well it's not quite a glass, but I am raising a beer to all men & women who served/is serving.
Lest we forget!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:10 PM
Yeah.... Dunno aye....
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:11 PM
Oh fark
Possibly a couple of mil parked in that shed.
The Roadrunner would have to be close to $1m on it's own.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:12 PM
I like it Adam.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:12 PM
That's awesome Josh and Jase!
ANZACs are WW1 vets aren't they?
My Pa who just passed was a WW2 vet and his medals are floating around mum and dads somewhere. They're just service medels afaik but super cool none the less.
Lest We Forget.
ANZACs are WW1 vets aren't they?
My Pa who just passed was a WW2 vet and his medals are floating around mum and dads somewhere. They're just service medels afaik but super cool none the less.
Lest We Forget.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:13 PM
Spark plugs. Done.
That rear passenger side one!! Frick me!
Pffffft....
I have to do the ones in the H6.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:15 PM
Adam, black wheels look flipping good!!
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:27 PM
That isDad still has his service medal when he served with the (Dutch) Marines in Indonesia at the end of the war but suspect that my nephew will end up with them being the only male grandchild.
He was a radio operator on a landing craft, there was a book published in Holland about Marine landing craft operations in Indonesia during WW2 and a photo of his boat is on the cover and you can see Dad!
Also, he has a Samurai sword he confiscated from a captured Japenese officer. I remember getting in a heap of trouble as a kid for playing Samurai warrior against the plants in the backyard. I'll never forget it!
'ing tops!!! mad! hahaha.Pop had one of the ceremonial ones that got awarded for something (NFI what) it was pretty cool to fark about with but they are not very sharp
Like this one (just google images that look similar)
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:32 PM
Nice one, but there is no "just" in service medalsMy Pa who just passed was a WW2 vet and his medals are floating around mum and dads somewhere. They're just service medels afaik but super cool none the less.
Lest We Forget.
earned the shit out of those medals
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:34 PM
Thats what I was thinking, well earned I say.Nice one, but there is no "just" in service medals
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:36 PM
That looks sensational!
Great weather for Anzac day.
It's a shame I'm working but at least I got to watch the services and marches.
We WILL remember them.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:45 PM
Nice one, but there is no "just" in service medals
Very true!
RIP Georgy baby!
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