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#8481 B4TT

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:03 PM

$11K? that isn't even your hourly rate of pay. Buy one.

 


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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:09 PM

VF HSV 430kw 740nm. Hopefully a few rich aussies will buy it and help them get their shit together.
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That feel when you decide to pretend your auto B4 is manual with the tiptronic :P then put it back in D for d.e.r.p. I hadn't used it since I bought it.

Edit: Why does d.e.r.p. wordfilter to 'chinese food makes me poo a lot'.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:15 PM

chinese food makes me poo a lot

Haha
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:15 PM

chinese food makes me poo a lot

SOLD Legacy GTB 

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Car less atm.......Whats next??


#8485 Morgan

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:17 PM

Edit: Why does d.e.r.p. wordfilter to 'chinese food makes me poo a lot'.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have been wondering what the original word was for so long!!!!


chinese food makes me poo a lot
chinese food makes me poo a lot
chinese food makes me poo a lot
chinese food makes me poo a lot

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:20 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#8487 Adam

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:20 PM

I worked that out ages ago. Now I just write it for a laugh :)

chinese food makes me poo a lot

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:34 PM

http://www.gumtree.c...unit/1018464816


They do say sex sells. She's hot.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:39 PM

Hey Nik

BRZ..

http://www.gumtree.c...upe/1018589197#

apperantly the price is what he wants... HA

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:41 PM

Hey Nik

BRZ..

http://www.gumtree.c...upe/1018589197#

apperantly the price is what he wants... HA



HAHAHAHAHA WHAT!?!?

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:44 PM

Hahahahahahahahahaha, what a failure of a human ahahahahahaha

 


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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:45 PM

Is that like a buy one get one free deal?

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:45 PM

Tell him he's dreaming!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:51 PM

Can't spell warranty correctly. Asks double the price as a new one.

me no speaka engrish

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#8495 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:53 PM

Wow those paintings look awesome.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:55 PM

Interesting Shaz!

Haha this Fred Nile dude...

''The question has to be black and white: Do you agree that homosexuals should be legally married?
''I think the majority of people would vote no if the question was clear.''
Rev Nile said the Christian Democratic Party would man every booth and hand out how-to-vote cards to help those voting no on the issue.

 


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Posted 29 April 2013 - 01:04 PM

Nexus 4 takes a decent photo.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 01:06 PM

There appears to be a white B4 in the way of your photo of that gutter... Bugger! :P

 


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Posted 29 April 2013 - 01:07 PM

That is a nice looking beefwhore.

Also those paintings are creepy... Do not like!

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 01:08 PM

Apparently, those photos are his vision of hell
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 




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