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#1361 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 03:22 PM

Ahh, so if you drop it and break it, whilst you have insurance - it's not really insured

Yeah pretty much, wear and tear is basically a standard depending on what it is, but physical damage is not going to be covered usually.

We had a lady yesterday with an ipod that was completely shattered and although she had the warranty on it, it became void purely because of that reason

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 April 2013 - 03:27 PM

I'm a lady and I wear ladies make-up and shit.


 

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 03:29 PM

Insurance should cover a shattered screen. That's what it's for isn't it?

#1364 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 03:33 PM

Josh - I will never deny wearing make-up :P

Tim - Honestly you would hope it does, but there are always loop holes, and alot of the time it's up to the discretion of the place of purchase/repair agent.

I think I have had way way too much coffee.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1365 peteRS

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 03:34 PM

I Posted Image'ing hate working on cars.
Shitcunt water feed to bottom of turbo is corroded...got it all back together...filled with water...pissing out :(
there goes another 3 hours...

 

 

 

#1366 Adam

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 03:46 PM

Outcunted, Pete!

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 03:46 PM

Tim - Honestly you would hope it does, but there are always loop holes, and alot of the time it's up to the discretion of the place of purchase/repair agent.I think I have had way way too much coffee.


Isn't it up to how it breaks?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 04:14 PM

Thank christ for that...there was an old crush washer stuck to the block which meant I couldn't tighten the waterfeed down correctly...I got lucky and managed to sort it in situ...phew :)

 

 

 

#1369 Adam

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 04:21 PM

If I wanted a link I would have asked for a link. I want someone to say something basic like
Posted Image all, or a few things you will never use or one is shit and the other is good, one has more MP than the other etc.


Bad Harry!


Lol. That link tells you exactly what you are asking for.

White = basic
Silver = mid range
Black = best

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 04:26 PM

Need some to fall off the back of a truck.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 04:40 PM

Adam you got a black? NICE!!!!!

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#1372 Adam

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 04:41 PM

Yep :)

Now I have to wait for derivery

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 04:45 PM

Nice one bro. Ive got a heap of footage to start chopping up from my holidays. CBF but......needs betterer computer.

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#1374 peteRS

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 04:52 PM

So...madly flashing indicators...engine dulls with lights on...Hmmm, dead alternator me thinks.

 

 

 

#1375 Adam

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 05:01 PM

Hurry up Simon. Vids aren't loading :P

Pete, alternator normally throws battery and hand brake light or some shit doesn't it?

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 05:23 PM

Pete i may have a spare you can have for the price of postage. Not sure if i threw it out or not, i'll give dad a call later and see if i still have it

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#1377 Adam

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 05:26 PM

Tuna mornay with chilli. Yum :) the big red chillis have a tolerable heat :)

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 05:31 PM

Also, everyone is so Posted Image'ing generous on this forum!

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 05:37 PM

Just got my new phone it's. Huge.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 05:44 PM

Near impossible to get a normal sized phone now

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