GT IS SLOW TODAY

#321
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:43 PM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#322
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:45 PM
More of a hobby rather than a job
How's the pay?
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#323
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:45 PM
Does not compute...
Do you just rock up to a new work place and job, start working, and magically get paid tonnes of money?
Headhunted, informal interview, commence work.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#324
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:46 PM
It is quite slow, might get my haircut
How's the pay?
I don't do it for the money, more for the terrified sounds I hear on the other side of the phone line
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#325
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:46 PM
Headhunted, informal interview, commence work.
Freaking get me a job there dude!!!
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#326
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:48 PM
Stopping for a kebabbbbbb
#327
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:48 PM
Freaking get me a job there dude!!!
Third job I've got like that.
I don't think we do your line of work. Switch to becoming an engineer??
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#328
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:48 PM
Thats a great idea Adam, might get one myself
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#329
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:49 PM
Third job I've got like that.
I don't think we do your line of work. Switch to becoming an engineer??
Network or software?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#330
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:52 PM
Network or software?
System. Basically windows server, VMware, citrix, need some ITIL knowledge etc....
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#331
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:54 PM
System. Basically windows server, VMware, citrix, need some ITIL knowledge etc....
Systems engineer... lol... I did a bit of all that at uni, but I didn't find it fun... infact, I did development in uni too, hated that... which is why I because became a test engineer...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#332
Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:56 PM
which is why I because a test engineer...
Clearly English and grammar were not your majors
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#333
Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:03 PM
Clearly English and grammar were not your majors
Obviously... LOL!
Dude... typing in too many windows... way too many...
Anyway, yeah... Black... what is Eng?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#334
Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:16 PM
#335
Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:17 PM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#336
Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:22 PM
#337
Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:24 PM
Hahahhaa
This Japanese rice-rocket is unquestionably the most heroic form of transport since the Apollo 11 lunar module. Fabricated from rare minerals excavated from the core of Mount Olympus, artfully designed by Zeus and skilfully handcrafted in the Land of the Rising Sun by the deft hands of the infamous 7 Samurai. This Japanese rice-rocket is unquestionably the most heroic form of transport since the Apollo 11 lunar module. Searching for a delightful automobile to ferry you to Angus and Robertson to buy Fifty Shade of Grey, or perhaps cart little Timmy to clarinet lessons? Do me a favour, smash your laptop on the ground, give yourself an uppercut and take a good long hard look at yourself. Frankly, I�m offended. If, on the other hand, you�re hunting for the most diabolical slab of precious metal to be synthesised during the Big Bang, please continue... To date, the most monumental day of your existence was your wedding, or the birth of your children. That�s about to change! In fact, you�d trade your spouse and all of your offspring just to test drive this barbarian. FACTS: In 1885, this car transported the Statue of Liberty to New York City from Paris. Cast as KITT in 1982�s Knight Rider TV series, but eventually deemed too intelligent for the role. Manufactured in 1992, this Skyline was responsible for the Grunge movement. If Kurt Cobain owned one, Nirvana would still be thrashing out tunes. I drove it to my last job interview and my employer handed me his resume. If you were to be run over by this beast, you�d have to fight off the strong urge to thank the driver. SPECIFICATIONS : 2 seats (thrones) upholstered with Albino Panda fur. Built in sheila/dude magnet (it knows your preference). Integrated time machine (takes you back to 1991 when you step inside). Powered by nuclear fusion (makes Coles/Woolies fuel vouchers redundant) Windscreen wiper jets filled with the tears of Jesus (washes away the most sinful grime) Price: $9000 or 6.5kg of freshly minted Swiss gold bullion. Reasonable offers accepted. (Example of a reasonable offer : $10,500 +)
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#338
Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:26 PM
Isn't that an ebay ad for a brumby?
And I just saw "skyline"
However I am fairly sure it's a cut and past from an ad with a brumby.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#339
Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:38 PM
Yeah I think old mate from SAU copypastad it from Sir Brumby.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#340
Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:40 PM
GT IS SLOW TODAY
i post boobs... no interest... hmmm
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