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#4041 Hypnotic

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:02 PM

He'll probably go out now that you're listening


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:08 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:09 PM

Hahahahahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:15 PM

Shaz why does it say "signed in the presence of" then "witness signature" then no place on that page for me to sign?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:23 PM

I feel sorry for Tim Bresnan, he took an absolute screamer of a catch, but went over the rope, so it ended up as a 6 for Watson.


Booyah! 100 for Watson!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:24 PM

Because confusing


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:29 PM

Haha that was the funniest thing I've ever seen on cricket

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:32 PM

Dropped catch then a run out..........crazyness


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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:33 PM

Throw the catch over the rope in and it was just nutty!

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:34 PM

Was a crazy wicket, it's definitely something to chuckle about.

 

 

Nik, your gerni high pressure cleaner, is it something like this? http://www.bunnings....eaner-_p6270552

 

Also, would what I have posted above be sufficient for washing the car?


Throw the catch over the rope in and it was just nutty!

 

That was an absolute screamer of a catch though


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:34 PM

That will be perfect mate

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:35 PM

Wicked


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:38 PM

Equally as acceptable as Englishman if that's what you're getting at.
 

Whilst im flattered that you think of me as more than one man, in this case youre wrong.

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:38 PM

Make sure you get a brass fitting for your hose to attacj

Whilst im flattered that you think of me as more than one man, in this case youre wrong.


Nope, not wrong. Bit like protester and protestor.

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:41 PM

hahahaha another dropped catch.


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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:41 PM

hahahaha another dropped catch.

 

Not from Swann though


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:42 PM

 
While you were being dragged behind the XV?


The bike wouldn't have been anywhere near the XV. With the XV having CVT it would just be to fast. ;)

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:42 PM

Make sure you get a brass fitting for your hose to attacj
 

Ok, I assume they don't come with one, or it comes with a plastic one?


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:43 PM

Definition of Englishman in English
Englishman
Pronunciation: /ˈɪŋglɪʃmən/
Translate Englishman | into French | into German | into Italian | into Spanish
noun (plural Englishmen)
a male native or inhabitant of England, or a man of English descent.


Taken from Oxford dictionary. Being an English institution im happy to believe them over your good self.

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:49 PM

28 off the over!!!!


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