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#5501 Hypnotic

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:35 AM

Nik, that looks so forking tasty!!!

 

Haz, I just finished watching that Roadkill vid, funny stuff, I want that charger.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:36 AM

Haz, I just finished watching that Roadkill vid, funny stuff, I want that charger.

 

That grill they made really set if off.



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:37 AM



#5504 Hypnotic

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:40 AM

That is some serious board control


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:42 AM

Yo Nik, lots is good at the moment...except for parcel tracking - that shit should be banned or updated every 4 seconds, 1 of the 2.

 

I'm about to head out the farm and do a plan of attack with Jaso for the Sled build as everything will be here in a week or less! Need to prep the engun bay and interior floor for paint...time to get busy :)


 

 

 


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:49 AM

Stab yourself in the leg with the smallest alan key you have


*Allen key

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:56 AM

No, Jase, you've missed the joke.

 

I feel bad for you, son.


fork DREAMS CAN I JUST GET SOME SLEEP OVER HERE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL?



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:00 AM

Have you ever eaten tasty food for a few days straight and wondered if your shit would taste awesome?



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:02 AM

Hahahahaha wtf!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:06 AM

Here you are my dear

 

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:07 AM

Have you ever eaten tasty food for a few days straight and wondered if your shit would taste awesome?


Bahahaha NOPE!!!!

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SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:08 AM

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:23 AM

Yo Nik, lots is good at the moment.

 

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Yo Brett!



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:33 AM

That looks like Joel from "The Last of Us"

 

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:34 AM

No idea what that is.



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:35 AM

Its a computer game

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:37 AM

Damn, you have a good eye, that's pretty much bang on, Harry.



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:39 AM

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll
ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:44 AM

Want

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:51 AM

:fork: me! This car is badass.So much want.
 


That was awesome. Those dudes are actually funny. Its kind of like Mighy Car Mods, but actually worth watching.

Sig worthy.

 





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