I had a dream last night that I was holding a friend's kid and he kamakaze jumped out of my arms and smacked his head on the ground.
Then his face went all flat.
Then I had a dream that these Oriental chicks with neck ears had to be paired up with dudes and if they got out of the maze together, they lost their neck ears.
Then I had another dream that a friend of mine drove his massive HR truck through a retaining wall at our place then into the creek behind.
He survived but that wall is only new so that sucked.
Then I had a dream where I was studying womens studies at TAFE and weird stuff went down. DRUGS.
That one only happened because I watched that ep of Parks and Rec where Andy goes to college.