
General Thread - January - 2014
#2501
Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:07 PM
Yum
#2502
Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:20 PM
Fork, now I want red wine and cheese.

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#2503
Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:25 PM
I'm full of food.
Yum
Same. Went to mums for lunch and because I only see her on weekends (sometimes every other weekend) she always makes my favorite food and I can't help myself :/
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#2504
Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:29 PM
Not if youre typing your not.
Jesus is typing for him.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#2505
Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:50 PM
Retard
Not really, that's exactly what a Juicy Lucy is... we've discussed it before.
#2506
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:01 PM
I find any King Island cheese goes down well Brett.
Fork, now I want red wine and cheese.
I got about 5 wheels of the blue and 4 of the double brie from work for Christmas. Just getting through the last if it now.
Sig worthy.
#2507
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:02 PM
Also all posted in the same minute, which is impossible for me to do without something funky happening.
Try posting three separate posts within the same minute and them not merging.
Then we'll see who the retard is.
I am the genius behind post count accrual.
#2508
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:05 PM
I got about 5 wheels of the blue and 4 of the double brie from work for Christmas. Just getting through the last if it now.
Jealous!!! farking love cheese..
I wonder if I have any in the fridge I don't know about.
#2509
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:08 PM
Jesus is typing for him.
Hands free jesus style
Sig worthy.
#2510
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:08 PM
Jealous!!! farking love cheese..
I wonder if I have any in the fridge I don't know about.
You probably had chedder cheese, but now it's turned into blue cheese.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#2511
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:09 PM
Not if youre typing your not.
I have unusually large hands. Walts (RIP) can confirm.
She was lying on her side. Both boobs comfortably fell into my grasp.
Using the other hand, I was able to type.
#2512
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:09 PM
Ummm, I don't think jokes about Jesus and 'hands free' are PC...
#2513
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:10 PM
#2514
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:11 PM
Sig worthy.
#2515
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:13 PM
How is it anti-religious to recognise that dude can't rightly use both hands freely in most churches I ever stepped into?
You probably had chedder cheese, but now it's turned into blue cheese.
#2516
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:13 PM
Witchcraft?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#2517
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:13 PM
I was merely saying that as Morgan has Jesus riding shot gun with him, perhaps he was typing for Morgan.
Sig worthy.
#2518
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:14 PM
I don't know what any of that means...
#2519
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:15 PM
What the
are you on about??
I was merely saying that as Morgan has Jesus riding shot gun with him, perhaps he was typing for Morgan.
Not biting cookie dolphin muffin cakes
#2520
Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:16 PM
Back to work tomorrow!
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