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#2501 Adam

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:07 PM

I'm full of food.


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Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:20 PM

I find any King Island cheese goes down well Brett.

Fork, now I want red wine and cheese. :)

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:25 PM

I'm full of food.


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Same. Went to mums for lunch and because I only see her on weekends (sometimes every other weekend) she always makes my favorite food and I can't help myself :/

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:29 PM

Not if youre typing your not.


Jesus is typing for him.

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 08:50 PM

Retard
 

 

Not really, that's exactly what a Juicy Lucy is... we've discussed it before.



#2506 Brett

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:01 PM

Yeah but im pretty sure you didnt have to say it 3 times. We all heard you. Even from the internet.

I find any King Island cheese goes down well Brett.

Fork, now I want red wine and cheese. :)


I got about 5 wheels of the blue and 4 of the double brie from work for Christmas. Just getting through the last if it now.

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:02 PM

Also all posted in the same minute, which is impossible for me to do without something funky happening. :)

 

Try posting three separate posts within the same minute and them not merging.

 

Then we'll see who the retard is.

 

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:05 PM

I got about 5 wheels of the blue and 4 of the double brie from work for Christmas. Just getting through the last if it now.


Jealous!!! farking love cheese..

I wonder if I have any in the fridge I don't know about.

 


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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:08 PM

Jesus is typing for him.


Hands free jesus style

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:08 PM

Jealous!!! farking love cheese..

I wonder if I have any in the fridge I don't know about.

 

You probably had chedder cheese, but now it's turned into blue cheese.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2511 Morgan

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:09 PM

Not if youre typing your not.

 

I have unusually large hands. Walts (RIP) can confirm.

 

She was lying on her side. Both boobs comfortably fell into my grasp.

 

Using the other hand, I was able to type.


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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:09 PM

Ummm, I don't think jokes about Jesus and 'hands free' are PC... 



#2513 Adam

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:10 PM

Hahaha!!

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#2514 Brett

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:11 PM

Depends if you want to put an unnecessarily anti religious spin on it.

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:13 PM

How is it anti-religious to recognise that dude can't rightly use both hands freely in most churches I ever stepped into?


 

You probably had chedder cheese, but now it's turned into blue cheese.

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#2516 Hypnotic

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:13 PM

Witchcraft?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2517 Brett

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:13 PM

What the fork are you on about??

I was merely saying that as Morgan has Jesus riding shot gun with him, perhaps he was typing for Morgan.

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#2518 Morgan

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:14 PM

I don't know what any of that means...


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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:15 PM

What the :fork: are you on about??

I was merely saying that as Morgan has Jesus riding shot gun with him, perhaps he was typing for Morgan.

 

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#2520 Adam

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:16 PM

Fork.



Back to work tomorrow!

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