General Thread - January - 2014

Started by ams, Jan 01 2014 02:42 AM

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#7281 Adam

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:07 PM

I have a house, ht.h

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#7282 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:09 PM

I live in a house. What's your point?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7283 Zac

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:11 PM

Who are you again?

I'm you in 20 years...

I have a house, ht.h

Yup... I have a house too.. and no credit cards...

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#7284 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:13 PM

I'm you in 20 years...

Don't be silly, you could never be white

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7285 Adam

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:14 PM

Cats howling at each other is the Shittest noise.

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#7286 Zac

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:16 PM

Don't be silly, you could never be white

I was... once...

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#7287 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:25 PM

Cats howling at each other is the Shittest noise.

WOOF!!!

I was... once...

I remember when I told stories.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7288 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:29 PM

So, just bought a ticket to a gig for tomorrow night. Keen to see the band, kind of doing it also to see if I can score the chick.

Last time I did this it didn't really work out, fingers crossed this time may be different.

Otherwise I still get to see and awesome thrash metal group for the USA for $25.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7289 Zac

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:35 PM

WOOF!!!

I remember when I told stories.

Pfft... you don't even remember your name...

I'm going to bed..

Night all

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#7290 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:36 PM

My name is Charlie, not that hard to remember

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7291 Morgan

...jus waitin' 4 a m8

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:41 PM

What an arrogant prick!

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#7292 skillionaire

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:44 PM

So I took my mum to see Saving Mr. Banks today.

Can't lie, not the easiest movie for an alcoholic to sit through with his Mum.

Did not see all that coming! Also had no idea Mary Poppins was an Aussie story.

Fork me.

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#7293 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:45 PM

Yeah Jim Jefferies isn't that funny, he is more of just a dick.

So I took my mum to see Saving Mr. Banks today.

Can't lie, not the easiest movie for an alcoholic to sit through with his Mum.

Did not see all that coming! Also had no idea Mary Poppins was an Aussie story.

Fork me.

Nor did I know it had anything to do with Australia.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7294 ams

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:45 PM

@AdamJash

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#7295 skillionaire

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:47 PM

Chick was from FNQ.

Spin out.

What an arrogant prick!

Wow. Nailed it, Morgs. That dude is a complete waste of space.

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#7296 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:48 PM

Chick was from FNQ.

Spin out.

Oh yeah.

Tell me again what FNQ is?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7297 skillionaire

Mr. Freshley

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:50 PM

...just on the off chance you're not being your regular dickself, it is Far North Queensland.

http://www.smh.com.a...0103-308h3.html

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#7298 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:51 PM

Cool, I actually had no idea.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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