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Started by ams, Jan 01 2014 02:42 AM
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:00 PM
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:02 PM
A story? ok.
I will have to change the names and place names though due to the sensitivity of the situation.
There was this bloke named B-dam, he lived in a town called Cargo, one stormy night he was dragged through the window of his house by a yowie who handed him over the some aliens who did some nasty shit to him after which they felt bad..... they noticed he had a pet dog called soisin which gave them an idea! to make amends for what they had done they figured they would give B-dam a whole bunch of dogs to keep him happy! Then they realised that he might not be able to afford all the food for them so they had another brilliant idea, give a dog each to the neighbours to share the financial burden.
Now if you head to cargo, you can still hear the dogs barking of a night, calling out desperately to their one true master.
I will have to change the names and place names though due to the sensitivity of the situation.
There was this bloke named B-dam, he lived in a town called Cargo, one stormy night he was dragged through the window of his house by a yowie who handed him over the some aliens who did some nasty shit to him after which they felt bad..... they noticed he had a pet dog called soisin which gave them an idea! to make amends for what they had done they figured they would give B-dam a whole bunch of dogs to keep him happy! Then they realised that he might not be able to afford all the food for them so they had another brilliant idea, give a dog each to the neighbours to share the financial burden.
Now if you head to cargo, you can still hear the dogs barking of a night, calling out desperately to their one true master.
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:04 PM
I heard B-dam rides a motorised scooter around...
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:07 PM
I heard B-dam rides a motorised scooter around...
Dude, come on..... if you give out too many clues people will be able to work out who B-dam is.
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:09 PM
I also heard he is some kind of crazy artist spends his time drawing box cars... but does nothing else...
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:25 PM
Where and why are you walking Nik?
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:30 PM
Where and why are you walking Nik?
The long walk back to the change rooms, like 11 of your countrymen.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:48 PM
Yawn
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:19 PM
Yawn
Like their fielding performance.
And their batting performance.
Also their weather is rubbish.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:19 PM
I'm trying to get a long game hustle going, that's all. We'll see. I know you and I agree on females most of the time, Sam.
Yep.
Enjoying single life!
I've kind of slowed down now... hah.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:25 AM
HOTTER THAN A CANCUN SUMMER
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:29 AM
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:37 AM
HOW YOU REAL WHEN EVERYTHING YOU'RE REPRESENTING IS FAKE?
ROADKILL MOTHERFUCKER
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:39 AM
Saw one of these little dudes in the local township, was mad friendly;
hung out for a minute.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:44 AM
good credit, hood credit, niggah I been approved.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:50 AM
Nik, you're weird.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:50 AM
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:51 AM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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