Guest_KONG_*
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:12 PM
Just had a moment on the ride home (took the Triumph today)...
Sitting at front of lights, double lanes to turn right...see a Harley coming up behind me in mirror, creep forward to give him space - turns out it's actually 9 gypsy jokers (bikies).
DILEMMA - Let them go first, thus being polite --- or race them, prove Harleys are shit slow and risk getting shot???
stupid boy.
Race them
beat them
stab them!
Duh!
1544C
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:19 PM
Ahhh words of wisdom from the Boss... LOL!
Sorry dude... we are not all as quick to stab as you are... 
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:20 PM
Sorry dude... we are not all as quick to stab as you are...
Pffft!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Regular Member
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:21 PM
Said the black man.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
~
~
1544C
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:24 PM
Haha... you got me here...
*stab stab*
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:24 PM
Punch them in the ear then Zac. Fight club style. Or go for the balls
Pffft!
Yup! I'd be pulling the black card if I were Zac. Throw those honky fucks of their game then bite & stab away.
Quote from me to a bunch of gangster bikies.....
"Yeah, whatever you cool fucks, I'll be the cubt out front on the Jap bike you're trying to keep up with while you make all that fart noise"
I got beers for that comment.
The local
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:35 PM
Fucken Prius
Subyclub, The place where random internet weirdos become good mates
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:39 PM
Hows "MY" Gen one going Merk?
Still got it?
The local
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:55 PM
Subyclub, The place where random internet weirdos become good mates
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:58 PM
Where do you find the time?
Offer still stands.....$300
Hi Ash 
I see you there.
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:58 PM
If you're handing out money, why not send some my way.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
The local
Posted 09 January 2014 - 10:01 PM
Subyclub, The place where random internet weirdos become good mates
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 09 January 2014 - 10:04 PM
Wish i knew where the time was!
Normally on a clock
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
The local
Posted 09 January 2014 - 10:06 PM
hahahaha
Subyclub, The place where random internet weirdos become good mates
Brappp
Posted 09 January 2014 - 10:10 PM
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 09 January 2014 - 10:10 PM
Dick!
Put on the Nurse suit and give me a bearded ranga massage and I'll pack you up with some cash Ashlay!
Soccer Mom
Posted 09 January 2014 - 10:11 PM
Mcm meet wasn't bad.
Some quirky cars...
That TRD Camry haha
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 09 January 2014 - 10:12 PM
Mcm meet wasn't bad.
Some quirky cars...
When you say quirky you mean shit yes!?
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 09 January 2014 - 10:12 PM
Dick!
Put on the Nurse suit and give me a bearded ranga massage and I'll pack you up with some cash Ashlay!
What makes you think i'm not wearing said nurses outfit already?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Soccer Mom
Posted 09 January 2014 - 10:13 PM
What makes you think i'm not wearing said nurses outfit already?
Pics or it didn't happen.
0 members, 2 guests, 0 anonymous users
This topic is locked
