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[Adam]

Definitely will have sex

Do you know how long it would take to get to military road from my house in peak hour by the way?

[Liberty]

Peak hour would be about 4:30 PM - 6:30 PM I assume, so in saying that, from Bargo to Military Road, Neutral Bay at the time of posting this post would take 1 hour and 27 minutes via the Hume Highway and the M5.

[Adam]

No way! I'd budget 2 hours!

[Liberty]

That was with traffic turned on. Two hours sounds fair. Public transport would take three hours with three trains and a bus.

[skillionaire]

Super is a really big and complex and very individual situation thing, so I'm not being unhelpful on purpose. Also, it will make me political really quickly because it will come back to individual employer/employee agreements - and you're eyes will bleed at my thoughts on that.

 

Short answer is 9.25% as of July last year is the MINIMUM super contribution from an employer. I think that applies to every worker that makes something like $500 a month, so pretty much everyone with a jerb.

 

Also;

 

Hi,

Our Prime Minister just told us to be super nice to all the families that on their way here because it's the closest land to the crash zone.

 

Also, all their visa fees have been covered, which I thought was a nice gesture.

Cheers,
Nik

 

 

Probably only applies to us WA people, as this is where they are coming, but I figured not many of you would have caught parliamentary question time today, so might have missed it - and fork knows how they'll report it on the news.

[skillionaire]

One thing, Adam, if you are eligible to choose (which you will be because it's fuckin' rare that you can't) your super fund, you must submit a Choice form, which you get from your employer.

[Adam]

That was with traffic turned on. Two hours sounds fair. Public transport would take three hours with three trains and a bus.

 

I wouldn't travel that far to work for ferarri

Thanks Nik, they pay the standard amount. Annoyed I out swindled myself by not quoting super in my current salary

[Robert]

Work pays me super most of the time (cause under $500 bucks) but I haven't signed anything or chosen a fund.

Weird
fork that hashtag song makes me want to head-but a knife.

[Liberty]

I wouldn't travel that far to work for ferarri

 

What about for Subaru or Porsche?

[skillionaire]

Hahaha, you better find out where they're paying to mate - kind of information you need!

 

What about for Subaru or Porsche?

 

Can you imagine how shit it would be trying to sell new Subaru's?

 

Hahahahaha.

[Liberty]

True.

 

I'd travel that far to work for Aurecon though, 100%.

[Adam]

Garray, Have you seen where they build ferarris?

[Robert]

Hahaha, you better find out where their paying to mate - kind of information you need!

 

Yeah I'll have to find out, it's on my paycheques so I have proof if they haven't been doing it.

[Adam]

You would travel 2 to 3 hours a day???

 

20 to 30 hours a week.

 

1040 hours 1560 hours a year

 

 

 

NOPE.

[Harry88]

 

Can you imagine how shit it would be trying to sell new Subaru's?

 

Hahahahaha.

 

I almost applied for one of those jobs, then I realised it would probably be shit and I might end up hating cars.

[Robert]

Lada niva, fork yeah!

[Liberty]

Garray, Have you seen where they build ferarris?

 

I haven't actually...

 

You would travel 2 to 3 hours a day???

 

20 to 30 hours a week.

 

1040 hours 1560 hours a year

 

 

 

NOPE.

 

I hate public transport so it wouldn't take me three hours. I was driving from my place to Wollongong for a week (or two) Monday to Friday to work with my cousin last year, remember? I can handle it. It would depend mostly on how much the pay was and if there were any perks or not.

[Liberty]

What absolute scum!

 

If I ever saw this in a park I'd go through it and rip off every forking razor that's been placed and deliver them to the nearest police station. I'd then sit in my car by that park every evening to see who the was responsible. I'd beat the out of them and slit every bit of exposed skin they have to see whether they'd be laughing, and try to explain to this brainless, poor excuse for a human whether he would enjoy being a 1-10 year old, so excited to go to the park, run a muck only to slice his finger or hand on one of these blades and possibly contract some forked up disease that this lowlife cockroach, no wait, even a cockroach would hold a higher status, how about soulless, irresponsible, fuckwit piece of cockroach shit has contracted himself from fellow poor excuses of human life.

 

I have a nine year old sister. It amazes me that this sorta shit happens.

 

From a photo I just saw on Facebook:

 

 

Unfortunately those of you that are parents, humans have lowered themselves to IQ's of extreme lows. I am sorry that I have to post and tell you this, but next time you take your kids to the park, just give it a bit of a 'pat-down' to ensure your kids don't get hurt.

 

This has really disturbed me to be honest. I've never felt this angry in a LONG time.

 

/endlegitimaterant

[Jordan]

Thats all kinds of  'ed

[Liberty]

Tell me about it.

 

If it were my daughter/sister, I'd go beyond just slitting their limbs...