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I tried erotic asphyxiation on the wife the other night when we were having sex.
She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!
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Started by skillionaire, Apr 01 2014 06:39 AM
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Posted 15 April 2014 - 11:32 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 15 April 2014 - 11:36 PM
Hahaha forking told you!!!
Told me what? ppffft.
I tried erotic asphyxiation on the wife the other night when we were having sex.
She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!
Ash can take care of that for you.
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:03 AM
Haha 30 mins of dogs.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:50 AM
What up losers!
Good catch up on GT.
So, everyones missus is now pregnant, Bumpty is priceless entertainment and some dick named Walts showed up?
MADNESS!
Hey man, welcome back. How have you been?
yeah I'll be lighting the fire so soon!
can't forking wait!
We've already had our natural gas fireplace on last night and again tonight. So good chilling out on a bean bag in front of it. Jess and I fell asleep for a good two hours today after dinner.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:54 AM
Happy birthday Pete! 
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:15 AM
RagePete! Happy cake day
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 04:47 AM
I tried erotic asphyxiation on the wife the other night when we were having sex.She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!
Roll her onto her side into the recovery position, clear her airways and leave her neck alone. She will pipe back up.
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 05:42 AM
Bananas and chicken wings are my...
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 06:22 AM
Morning, off to autocraft today.
Happy Bday Pete!
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 06:52 AM
And just like that my Easter is forked. Machine that does the uncle bens rice has shit itself and we don't even know if there is a replacement bearing in the country. 
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:00 AM
Someone's in a mood
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:26 AM
Mornings cubts how are we all?
Haha 30 mins of dogs.
bahahahaha so many lols
happy birthday pete rageblowoutyourcandles.
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:33 AM
Just made this one up, probably should of kept it too myself though...
How many c0cks does a cockatoo have?
...two
*please note, as that joke was being typed in I did realise how sheeeet it was, but decided to publish anyway.
Suck a dick Reevesy
Just made this one up, probably should of kept it too myself though...Suck a dick Robert
How many c0cks does a cockatoo have?
...two
*please note, as that joke was being typed in I did realise how sheeeet it was, but decided to publish anyway.
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 08:06 AM
And just like that my Easter is forked. Machine that does the uncle bens rice has shit itself and we don't even know if there is a replacement bearing in the country.
So uncle Ben doesnt actually make the rice? Wow, I'm disappointed
Jokes aside, it sucks mate!
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 08:09 AM
Morning all.
Good morning Joshkong, or should I just go and suck a dick?
Happy birthday Pete
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 08:17 AM
So uncle Ben doesnt actually make the rice? Wow, I'm disappointed
Jokes aside, it sucks mate!
There is a black guy that operates the filler if that counts.
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Posted 16 April 2014 - 08:18 AM
Morning, cubts!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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