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#5201 Robert

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:40 PM

Working in retail?

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:41 PM

Yeah, lets use that.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:43 PM

I'm too tired to bicker.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:45 PM

Clearly you wish to bicker, I would rather drink, or more strangely, smoke.


Trying so hard not to drink anymore booze, otherwise I will have nothing for tomorrow.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:47 PM

Bootleg it.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:48 PM

I have a whole lot of crappy Jim Beam, but nothing decent to water it down with.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:50 PM

Coke
Lemonade
Vodka
More jim beam
Spooge
Piss
Water
Period blood

There you go

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:53 PM

I forgot what it was like to be young.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:54 PM

You sure have

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:56 PM

I'm torn, Pilsner or IPA?

I'm probably not the one to ask on this, I don't really like Pilsners much at all, go the IPA.


 


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:59 PM

I drank both way before I had posted it.


I had a Monteith's Imperial Pilsner 500ml and then a Sail & Anchor Devil Dodger 650ml


S & A had such a nicer flavour to it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:04 AM

I got a carton on Wednesday afternoon.


 


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:07 AM

I have Tower IPA and Hop Hog IPA 


I might have me a choc hot cross bun.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:13 AM

Best place to buy a lower control arm bush?

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:14 AM

I am hungry as fork. But I don't have any foods.


Best place to buy a lower control arm bush?

the lower control arm bush superstore.


 


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:15 AM

Ahh I should have known ;) and where is location of said superstore?

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:18 AM

I am hungry as :fork:. But I don't have any foods.

 

I just ate hot cross buns, and I have more of them.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:19 AM

I want a cheese platter and a bunch of salamis and shit.


 


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:20 AM

I think the kitchen is on fire.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:24 AM

Nope, just a massive :fork: off spider, kind of scared the shit out of me.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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