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#5221 B4TT

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:31 AM

Ahh I should have known ;) and where is location of said superstore?

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I think the kitchen is on fire.

 

 

Nope, just a massive :fork: off spider, kind of scared the shit out of me.

I can only assume a Huntsman was cooking something in your kitchen and burnt it? silly spider!


 


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:34 AM

Nah, wasn't a huntsman, its one of those white tail kind of looking ones, but not actually a white tail. Still a decent sized cubt.


Also, it didn't cook anything, so I smashed it with my shoe.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:36 AM

Also, it didn't cook anything, so I smashed it with my shoe.

This is a fair course of action given the circumstances! What the fork good is a spider in the kitchen if it isn't cooking?!!!


 


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:37 AM

So, the new STi is roughly $55k including on road costs, hmmmmmm.


This is a fair course of action given the circumstances! What the :fork: good is a spider in the kitchen if it isn't cooking?!!!

 

I know, how inconsiderate, comes into my house, expects me to cook all the food and share my drinks.

 

#freeloadingcubtofaspider.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:40 AM

Bed time.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 01:02 AM

So, the new STi is roughly $55k including on road costs, hmmmmmm.


 

I know, how inconsiderate, comes into my house, expects me to cook all the food and share my drinks.

 

#freeloadingcubtofaspider.

Yeah, what I was saying earlier, RRP of $49,990 - same power/torque figures as the outgoing STi which was a bit interesting.


 


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 01:35 AM

This makes me happy :D not long now.

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 02:38 AM

Three in a row!!


 


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:41 AM

Awake and alive. Nearly died during that last sleep..!

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:06 AM

The farmer had a choice.
Banana or Kabana?

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:11 AM

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:20 AM

Morning.  That's a stupid looking cat ^



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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:31 AM

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:45 AM

What did you sleep in Ads?

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:46 AM

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:52 AM

You slept with the compost?

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:10 AM


Implications of this design, could bumbly impaling!

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:18 AM

Morning all, I had a lame 30min sleep in. Oh well, better than nothing I guess.

 

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:36 AM

Morning, Going to take the dogs to the park and see the lego movie tonight.



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Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:40 AM

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