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Started by skillionaire, Apr 01 2014 06:39 AM
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 01:47 PM
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 01:52 PM
Just bashing out a shit. So farking busy today.
I just updated nsfw
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 01:56 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 01:56 PM
I was furiously masturbating this morning and slipped and punched myself in the face.
Looks pretty bad.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:00 PM
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:05 PM
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:08 PM
Cheques expire after 15 months. They become stale and need to be reissued.
Also Garry, what area do you want, and if I do have a job, how many fscking RDOs are you going to take?
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:08 PM
No worries man. I doubt it'd be worthwhile getting a $12 cheque from the RMS reissued, not to mention time-consuming?
What areas are there? I finish my traineeship in late June. RDO's are part of my job... I get them every fortnight, I don't just casually take the day off. Whenever I take days off it is when I'm legitimately sick or I take holidays.
Jump on the bandwagon Garrrrrry
I didn't know anything about the other places.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:09 PM
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
I've had way too much coffee!
I've had way too much coffee!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:11 PM
Job interview went alright. Not sure if I'm that into the job but oh well. The way they pay you is farking weird.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:11 PM
Cheques expire after 15 months. They become stale and need to be reissued.
Also Garry, what area do you want, and if I do have a job, how many fscking RDOs are you going to take?
Give me a job there too Shaz!
Something with a 6 figure salary and 5 RDOs per week, and weekends off 
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:11 PM
Explain Haz.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:12 PM
Job interview went alright. Not sure if I'm that into the job but oh well. The way they pay you is farking weird.
Pay you in watermelons?
Yeah that is kind of strange
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:14 PM
Also took the Foz into autocraft again today because my oil cooler issue is back after it was repaired there 2 weeks ago. At least it's not gonna cost me twice for them to fix it because its under warranty.
Explain Haz.
They pay you $800 a week base wage before commissions. But you need your own ABN and with that $800 you have to pay your own tax & super out of it. Plus I will have to keep reciepts for everything so I can get accountant to do my tax and shit.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:18 PM
He isn't a slave.Pay you in watermelons?
Yeah that is kind of strange
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:18 PM
Sounds like a contract role Haz
He isn't a slave.
Wouldn't that be fried chicken?
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:18 PM
Fark. You would want to hope to shit you can make some decent coin from commissions.Also took the Foz into autocraft again today because my oil cooler issue is back after it was repaired there 2 weeks ago. At least it's not gonna cost me twice for them to fix it because its under warranty.
They pay you $800 a week base wage before commissions. But you need your own ABN and with that $800 you have to pay your own tax & super out of it. Plus I will have to keep reciepts for everything so I can get accountant to do my tax and shit.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:19 PM
He isn't a slave.
Have you ever worked for the Harvey Norman group? It's basically the same thing.
Sounds like a contract role Haz
Hmm, guess it does. Didn't think of it that way.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:21 PM
Well, if you are a contractor, you wouldn't get sick leave, paid leave, paid on public holidays and you get paid for the hours you work, so yeah, you'd have to keep your own taxes to report to the ATO, and pay them yourself, keep your own super, and keep receipts to claim against your income as a business expense, such as driving to work and stuff
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:22 PM
That would be about $646.27 after you take out Super and Tax Haz :S Sounds a bit shit!
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