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#881 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:40 PM

Some people are just nice like that.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#882 Robert

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:40 PM

He's only a green pplater, just going the speed limit.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:44 PM

I had to find someway to slow you speed freaks down :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or I just wasn't paying much attention to the speedo, and the car just didnt want to sit between 110-120, it was either 100 or 130 lol



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:48 PM

Best thing about n/a I suppose

You put your foot down and slowly break the speed limit. Turbo you put your foot down and loose your license.

#885 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:50 PM

I lost my licence rather quickly in an n/a, so your argument is invalid.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:52 PM

Sthap forking with my logic.

Probably a commodore or something

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:52 PM

I lost my licence rather quickly in an n/a, so your argument is invalid.


Haha, yep! I did the same thing, twice.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:54 PM

Sthap forking with my logic.

Probably a commodore or something

 

You have no logic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was a commodore.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#889 Robert

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:55 PM

You have no logic for buying a commodore :P



Who hasn't lost their licence?

#890 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:55 PM

I didn't need logic, just money.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:56 PM

Never lost a point before

Perfect driving record other than a parking ticket during hsc

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:56 PM

I didn't need logic, just money.


Wait you didn't pay the guy in vb and singlets?

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:58 PM

Wait you didn't pay the guy in vb and singlets?

 

Why would I pay myself with my money?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:59 PM

 
Why would I pay myself with my money?


Nah the guy you bought the Commonwhore off

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:59 PM

People that work at dealerships normally wear a suit.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#896 Robert

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:02 PM

Can't you just play along, just once.

Cubt :P

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:03 PM

Where would the fun be in that?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:06 PM

Wtf

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:07 PM

Thanks for your input, Adam.

 

Put a shirt on.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:08 PM

Lol nope

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