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Started by skillionaire, Apr 01 2014 06:39 AM

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#921 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:04 PM

Can't be bothered... I will just sit in chair and drink beer until I drown.

Hopefully the storm isn't too far off in that case.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#922 Harry88

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:05 PM

Harry, you can have my job, I don't want it, or anything to do with it anymore.

Nah, I would rather be claiming benefits then working back in that sort of retail.

Happy birthday Harry.

Thanks!

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#923 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:06 PM

Nah, I would rather be claiming benefits then working back in that sort of retail.

Enjoy my hard earned tax dollars, jerk!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#924 Harry88

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:08 PM

I worked hard the last 6 years and paid my taxes

Honestly I do hope to get off this soon. Kinda over it.

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#925 skillionaire

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:11 PM

Gone Fishin'

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#926 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:14 PM

I once caught a shoe, it wasn't very tasty.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#927 Bumpty

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:16 PM

Try slow cooking?

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#928 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:17 PM

Try slow cooking?

I might try that option next time instead of sashimi.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#929 Robert

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:19 PM

come to tuggerah lakes here and catch a trolley or a mower

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#930 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:22 PM

I've always wanted a trolley as a pet.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#931 Robert

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:24 PM

I've always wanted a trolley as a pet.

you can push it around, get it.

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#932 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:25 PM

I thought that was what a woman was for, guess I was wrong.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#933 Liberty

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:31 PM

Happy birthday Haz!

If the rains come here I'm going for a good drive. I might take it easy through the National Park...

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#934 Harry88

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:33 PM

Cheers Gaz

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#935 B4TT

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:35 PM

You can't have my job Harry, I love my job

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#936 Robert

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:36 PM

its also argis birthday!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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#937 Adam

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:36 PM

Yeah, I woulnt go out in it if it's the rain that was here, Gaz haha.

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#938 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:36 PM

You can't have my job Harry, I love my job

It's a pity nobody likes you.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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