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#961 Harry88

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:59 PM

I just ordered a custom bottle opener. I shall post up a pic when I get it but it should be pretty frickin sweet.


Look at cars and stuff.

 

Ah thats right. I forgot about that.



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:00 PM

I just ordered a custom bottle opener. I shall post up a pic when I get it but it should be pretty frickin sweet.

 

Isn't that what a wo..................

 

 

I'll just leave that one this time.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:01 PM

 

 

I need to update my resume. Anyone know of any sites that could help me out?

 

Cucumbertube or pornhub might help or it might not.



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:02 PM

cucumbertube?

 


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:03 PM

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:04 PM

Cucumbertube or pornhub might help or it might not.

 

I've tried Pornhub before; I get too distracted. Cucumbertube is new...?


Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:04 PM

cucumbertube?

 

:D



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:05 PM

I'm not even gonna bother Googling that one...


Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:06 PM

just another porn site



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:06 PM

This



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:08 PM

 

Isn't that what a wo..................

 

 

I'll just leave that one this time.

 

 

hahaha very funny. So keen to get it now :D



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:09 PM

I get too distracted. 

 

Bahahahahaahahhahaaaa you're doing it wrong. Click on the "straight" links.



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:10 PM

Hahahahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:13 PM

Just had to feed the excavator, poor little guy was starved and getting restless.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:14 PM

Just had to feed the excavator, poor little guy was starved and getting restless.

poo in the tank?


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:16 PM

poo in the tank?

No, I'm currently doing that in the toilet, like a normal person.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:16 PM

From what I can make of it.....

Another hooker is dead and the excavator came in handy once again.

 

Am I close?



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:17 PM

Are you a cop?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:19 PM

Ohhhhhhhh poo.

I don't get the reference.


Yes, i'm good cop bad cop all in one.



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 10:19 PM

Old age does that.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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