If not, may your penis turn into a potato and your hands into vegetable peelers.
Ouch, my life would be over if that happened
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:14 PM
If not, may your penis turn into a potato and your hands into vegetable peelers.
Ouch, my life would be over if that happened
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:14 PM
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:15 PM
Stomped on Sam's dreams
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:15 PM
Ouch, my life would be over if that happened
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:15 PM
All he needs is a small team that stays awake
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:16 PM
Stomped on Sam's dreams
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:16 PM
I reckon you can do it Sam!
If not, may your penis turn into a potato and your hands into vegetable peelers.
120 posts tonight.
Potato penis for sure
Can't I just do my YouTube spam?
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:16 PM
My penis would be gone in about 10 secconds
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:16 PM
I'll be up all night, F1 on in the early morning.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:17 PM
Or comment on every thread and watch everyone have a whinge again?
Stomped on Sam's dreams
Adam couldn't kill my dreams. He lives in Bargo, his are already dead..
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:18 PM
My penis would be gone in about 10 secconds
It is gone now just thinking about it!
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:18 PM
Mine is.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:20 PM
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:21 PM
Not sure, you should find out for us.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:21 PM
Adam couldn't kill my dreams. He lives in Bargo, his are already dead..
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:21 PM
So many potatoes on my penis. Are they warts or editable?
maybe they are edible? try one.
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:22 PM
So many potatoes on my penis. Are they warts or editable?
They might be truffles. Do pigs like to sniff your crotch?
At least my head isn't red
At least my interior is in my car!
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:23 PM
I didn't get where I am today by having my hand held. Either did you.
LOL
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:25 PM
Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:27 PM
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