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#2501 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:14 PM

If not, may your penis turn into a potato and your hands into vegetable peelers.

 

Ouch, my life would be over if that happened


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2502 Adam

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:14 PM

@nik, what did I do?????

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#2503 skillionaire

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:15 PM

Stomped on Sam's dreams



#2504 Adam

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:15 PM

 
Ouch, my life would be over if that happened


My penis would be gone in about 10 secconds

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#2505 skillionaire

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:15 PM

All he needs is a small team that stays awake



#2506 Adam

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:16 PM

Stomped on Sam's dreams


I didn't get where I am today by having my hand held. Either did you.

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#2507 Samwise

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:16 PM

I reckon you can do it Sam!

If not, may your penis turn into a potato and your hands into vegetable peelers.

 

 

120 posts tonight.

Potato penis for sure

 

Can't I just do my YouTube spam?


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#2508 skillionaire

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:16 PM

My penis would be gone in about 10 secconds



#2509 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:16 PM

I'll be up all night, F1 on in the early morning.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2510 Samwise

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:17 PM

Or comment on every thread and watch everyone have a whinge again?


Stomped on Sam's dreams

 

Adam couldn't kill my dreams. He lives in Bargo, his are already dead.. :P


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


#2511 B4TT

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:18 PM

My penis would be gone in about 10 secconds

It is gone now just thinking about it!


 


#2512 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:18 PM

Mine is.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2513 Bumpty

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:20 PM

So many potatoes on my penis. Are they warts or editable?

#2514 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:21 PM

Not sure, you should find out for us.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2515 Adam

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:21 PM

Adam couldn't kill my dreams. He lives in Bargo, his are already dead.. :P


At least my head isn't red

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#2516 B4TT

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:21 PM

So many potatoes on my penis. Are they warts or editable?

maybe they are edible? try one.


 


#2517 Samwise

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:22 PM

So many potatoes on my penis. Are they warts or editable?

 

They might be truffles. Do pigs like to sniff your crotch?


At least my head isn't red

 

At least my interior is in my car!


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#2518 skillionaire

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:23 PM

I didn't get where I am today by having my hand held. Either did you.

 

LOL



#2519 Adam

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:25 PM

Jerk :'(

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#2520 Robert

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 08:27 PM

Cri evy tyme





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