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#7481 Hypnotic

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:11 PM

Yep, so delicious.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7482 Adam

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:11 PM

I've got milk duds.


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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:16 PM

I had not been paying much attention to the media. Which is amaze considering I work in the media department. Screw that whole sandpit atm tbh.

 

Probably got done doing 70+ in a 60 last Thursday. Accelerated up a hill and the ute was behind a tree at the top, saw the flash. Plenty of points, but oh well :(

 

I needa ease off the foods. Putting all the weight I just lost back on because its cold... and I eat more when its cold lol.



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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:17 PM

[quote name="peteRS" post="502145" timestamp="1403512221I have a potato. cubt.[/quote]

Because the internet has rotted my brain, I found this hilarious.

#7485 Hypnotic

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:18 PM

I need to ease off the food too, but I love food, and booze.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:32 PM

Feel sorry for that Aussie journo in Egypt...just sentenced to 7 years. Poor bloke.

 

:fork:

 

Not a good outcome.



#7487 peteRS

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:32 PM

I need to eat as much as I can shove in my skinny face.

 

Noodles on toast may be my supper.


 

 

 


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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:34 PM

How does Jimmy Fallon end up with his own Tonight show, the guy isn't even funny, and clearly none of the writers are either. 

 

Only rarely does something gold come from the show.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7489 Adam

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:35 PM

Yeah, I had pizza and lasagne for dinner. Hungry already!

My house smells nice. Like freshly finished furniture :D

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:35 PM

How does Jimmy Fallon end up with his own Tonight show, the guy isn't even funny, and clearly none of the writers are either. 

 

Only rarely does something gold come from the show.

 

He was probably better looking than the other guy.


Like freshly finished furniture :D

 

Such a good smell!



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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:36 PM

I've got milk duds.


My girls aren't milk duds.

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:36 PM

He was probably better looking than the other guy.

 

Probably right


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7493 Adam

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:36 PM

I need to think of my next project. I'm thinking coffee table.

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:36 PM

My girls aren't milk duds.

 

Oh hello, was wondering where you were.

 

 

 

Well, not really.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7495 Adam

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:37 PM

BUMPTY! What's good homo?

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:37 PM

I need to think of my next project. I'm thinking coffee table.

 

There is a shell of a rusted Mini in the shed, should start on that.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7497 Adam

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:38 PM

Should shut the fork up.

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:38 PM

When I was a kid, no lolly was a dud.


 

 

 


#7499 Adam

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:38 PM



You're right though hahaha

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:38 PM

Accept my friend request bumpto!


 

There is a shell of a rusted Mini in the shed, should start on that.

 

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