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#4261 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 10:51 PM

That's the spirit.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#4262 simon

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 10:53 PM

That's the spirit.

No Captain Morgans spiced rum is the spirit.

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#4263 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 10:54 PM

I drink beer.

Sorry, should rephrase that....

I'm drinking beer.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#4264 simon

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 10:55 PM

Me 2. Just sayin.

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#4265 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 10:58 PM

BEER!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#4266 simon

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 11:00 PM

Ive been on the beers since about 11am this morning.

Many drunks. ha.

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#4267 Harry88

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 11:02 PM

Whoever nominates me gets removed off my FB.

Don't worry. You Cubts aren't on the list.

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#4268 simon

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 11:08 PM

this is me right meow

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#4269 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 11:14 PM

You're a piano?

On closer inspection, that's a fire place.

You're a fire place?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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