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WELCOME TO THE FUTURE - 2015 GT
Started by skillionaire, Jan 01 2015 11:32 AM
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 09:12 AM
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 11:13 AM
I had to endure a pack of foreigners explaining to me why it's Cock-Burn not Co-burn when pronounced.
WA VS the world.
"SAY IT, FRENCHIE! Chowda!"
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 11:30 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 12:03 PM
And I just woke up. That was probably the worst night's sleep this year.
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 12:43 PM
The fact that you woke up at all should give you solace
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 12:45 PM
Ha ha, true.
It's a bit hot here. How's the weather your way?
I've gotta buy a new wall calendar. I can't wait to get back to work tomorrow. I am in desperate need of money. I've been surviving on fuck all for a few weeks now...
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 12:52 PM
Pretty mild. Headed for 32, 38 tommorow though. Looks like it begins.
Titties in wall calendar please
Titties in wall calendar please
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 12:56 PM
It's been pretty warm here as well. 29.2°C at the moment with predictions of rain. Tomorrow should be a comfortable 26°C.
I had one with titties for 2014 but never hung it up at home cause of my younger sister, so I gave it to my mate to put in his man cave. I've gotta find something more G rated.
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 12:58 PM
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 12:59 PM
Yummy. I might just grab this year's Top Gear one or something.
Time for a drink and lunch.
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 01:04 PM
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 01:37 PM
Getting up is hard.
I need to lay down.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 02:40 PM
Getting up is hard.
They make pills for that
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 02:43 PM
They have pills for getting 'IT' up, but I haven't found a decent one to help get me in my entirety up.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 02:47 PM
Nah. You're a lost cause. Even science can't be forked fixing that issue lol
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 03:46 PM
Will Zaccaria make an appearance on the forum this year?
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 04:29 PM
He might. I'd give him a bit of time though.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 04:43 PM
He has to think about these things you know
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 04:52 PM
He can come to the GT and ask us if he should come back.
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 06:16 PM
They have pills for getting 'IT' up, but I haven't found a decent one to help get me in my entirety up.
DRUGS!
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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