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WELCOME TO THE FUTURE - 2015 GT
#1341
Posted 16 January 2015 - 09:37 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1342
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 16 January 2015 - 09:41 AM
I like the idea of the old fogies area at Soundwave.
Better chance of picking up a chick around the same age as me
#1343
Posted 16 January 2015 - 09:44 AM
I like the idea of the old fogies area at Soundwave.
Better chance of picking up a chick around the same age as me
You better get some tickets then.
#1344
Posted 16 January 2015 - 09:54 AM
I like the idea of the old fogies area at Soundwave.
Better chance of picking up a chick around the same age as me
Lowering the age to 30 makes me feel oldz.....
#1345
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 16 January 2015 - 09:58 AM
Management at work have finally worked out that security in place here is, how shall I say......... forking useless.
We have an expert coming in today to do a full site evaluation.
For many years now management have been cost cutting leaving us with reduced staffing levels & funding. Our CCTV system is more than 12 yrs old and doesn't even have night vision capabilities FFS!!!
They took our guns away due to the cost involved also.
Hopefully this guy (who is ex military & security advisor in Iraq & Afganistan) will recommend we are armed once again.
I love shooting reaccreditation and gun retention courses & days.... paid time off work to shoot targets.
PEW PEW PEW
#1346
Posted 16 January 2015 - 10:00 AM
Bang Bang, you shot me down
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#1347
Posted 16 January 2015 - 10:04 AM
#1348
Posted 16 January 2015 - 10:05 AM
I would have it.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1349
Posted 16 January 2015 - 10:07 AM
JP: Please on your break go and get a box of Lindt chocolate to give to the expert
#1350
Posted 16 January 2015 - 10:07 AM
Looks like a frog
#1351
Posted 16 January 2015 - 10:08 AM
I can't say I have ever seen a frog that looks like a car
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1352
Posted 16 January 2015 - 10:09 AM
For AMS
I enjoy your rims. All of them.
Emsy
Sadam.
RE: The hellcat land rover --- what happens when it has to turn a corner????
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#1353
Posted 16 January 2015 - 11:12 AM
I can't say I have ever seen a frog that looks like a car
#1354
Posted 16 January 2015 - 11:16 AM
A little bit maybe
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1355
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 16 January 2015 - 11:24 AM
#1356
Posted 16 January 2015 - 11:26 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1357
Posted 16 January 2015 - 11:44 AM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#1358
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 16 January 2015 - 01:25 PM
Fuck off to the.....
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#1359
Posted 16 January 2015 - 01:29 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#1360
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 16 January 2015 - 01:31 PM
Hahahaa
Yeah.
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