WELCOME TO THE FUTURE - 2015 GT

Started by skillionaire, Jan 01 2015 11:32 AM

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#1461 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:03 PM

I jumped in the pool as soon as I got home and have been naked ever since.

Damn it's going to be nice to have a car with aircon & cruise control. Can't wait, I had to drive home shirtless today. So fucking hot.

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#1462 Robert

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:03 PM

My shirt is ripped

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#1463 Miguel

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:04 PM

Was comfortable today, all 2 days of summer so far were pretty hot though tbh.

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#1464 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:05 PM

My boss is a cubt. He makes us wear long sleeve yuppie Van Heusen shirts with ties.

No wonder I'm now skinny as Adam.

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#1465 Robert

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:06 PM

Gota look the part

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#1466 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:08 PM

My shirt is ripped

None of my big boy clothes fit anymore but you can't have them cubt.

Gota look the part

It's not getting me laid so I really don't see the point.

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#1467 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:08 PM

Aren't security guards suppose to look intimidating, and not look like a waiter?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1468 Harry88

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:11 PM

Stupid foxtel the gay ass time delay on the asian cup games for free to air. Gaz better not spoil the score again.

Subaru Forester XT Luxury SG9 MY06

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#1469 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:11 PM

Aren't security guards suppose to look intimidating, and not look like a waiter?

Yes exsackery.

I'm a security officer though. Top of the numbskull food chain. I can read.

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#1470 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:14 PM

I'm a Maitre d though. I serve food. I can read.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1471 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:14 PM

Harry, would you mind please taking it to a thread about Soccer? Please. I'm sure it will be well received and all there would benefit

Only if you don't mind.

Please and thank you.

aw fuck it, I tried.

FUCK OFF TO THE HOMO SOCCER THREAD, CUBT!

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#1472 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:19 PM

Ch.9 security

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1473 Robert

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:20 PM

Ripped around the arms cubt

Ripped as

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#1474 Miguel

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:20 PM

kick round ball around, make 2 points in 12 hours, riots.

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#1475 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:28 PM

Close enough, Ash. Sad but true.

I may serve but if someone's a pretentious cubt to me, I will not protect. So the cubts are on their own as far as I'm concerned.

I told my boss the other day that i don't get paid enough to give a shit about someone else's welfare if it puts myself in danger. He agreed.

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#1476 Robert

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:29 PM

boss should let you roam naked

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#1477 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:29 PM

That's fair enough to.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1478 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 07:37 PM

Now I'm on a rant....

I get shit on daily by wankers who think they're special and all that. Stuck up cubts.

This fuckwit today got a serve. He complained that his office was locked... on a weekend... dopey fork. I pointed out that his office get's locked at night after he leaves then is opened before he arrives the next day...week days only. On the weekends it stays locked.... and that's why he's never had his shit stolen & I've never had to review CCTV footage of people stealing it.

I then asked him to show me his security pass because I had no idea who the fork he was/is/thinks he is.