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#601 skillionaire

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 09:23 PM

It's what I caught from my cousin.


Stop going next door

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 09:36 PM

I could have said something.

 

But I decided not to.


If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 


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Posted 09 April 2015 - 09:39 PM

Poop.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 09 April 2015 - 09:44 PM

Too bad every cubt who drives one is a knob.

 

Pretty much that.

 

And also the fact it's a jeep. I really wish it was branded as a Dodge instead.



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Posted 09 April 2015 - 11:39 PM

Still would like to know his take on the VW, I thought he bought a Jetta/Passat.
 
 
I'm narrowing down to 2010+ Impreza RS sedan, MY12+ Civic VTi/Sport, MY12+ Camry Atara and MY10+ Jetta 1 KM.
 
Will have to do some test drives in the coming months.

I bought the my14 jetta. It's face lift (3 Louvre grill etc) "my14.5" etc.. 2.0TDI 6SPD DSG. It's fine. It's a car. I wanted turbo diesel double clutch medium sized sedan that didn't look too bad.

Cost $38000 (sale price of $36900+ metallic paint + floor mats (I think they forgot to take them out, score) + paint protection stuff + world's most expensive tint)

Haha, pulls hard in 6th.

I've not heard this in a long time. Good laugh.

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 11:44 PM

The other thing is they're not liveable with. Below 10km/h they're really clunky and fiddly. Going through drive-thru is such a pain in the damn arse!


Mine isn't. A little silly crawling up a hill, but fine the rest of the time. But it only had 1200 km on it

Huh? 
 
What's a forking DSG?

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 01:24 AM

Can't sleep.


Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 01:37 AM

 

Pretty much that.

 

And also the fact it's a jeep. I really wish it was branded as a Dodge instead.

 

...like that is any better



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Posted 10 April 2015 - 06:59 AM

 
...like that is any better


Yep. With a Dodge badge it should have the V10 or nothing!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 10 April 2015 - 07:57 AM

I bought the my14 jetta. It's face lift (3 Louvre grill etc) "my14.5" etc.. 2.0TDI 6SPD DSG. It's fine. It's a car. I wanted turbo diesel double clutch medium sized sedan that didn't look too bad.

Cost $38000 (sale price of $36900+ metallic paint + floor mats (I think they forgot to take them out, score) + paint protection stuff + world's most expensive tint)
I've not heard this in a long time. Good laugh.

"It's a snazzy little thing"
-Niks Mum, destroying AMS manhood

[Link]youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM[/link]


Cool cheers for replying Richo, my budget is $20k so looking at used MY11ish. I could go diesel over petrol, as we just need a nice little sedan, not a traffic light warrior.

What level of trim did you get?


 


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Posted 10 April 2015 - 08:29 AM

Mine isn't. A little silly crawling up a hill, but fine the rest of the time. But it only had 1200 km on it
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direct-shift gearbox (German: Direkt-Schalt-Getriebe)

 

Ah, very good.

 

Sounds nazi.



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Posted 10 April 2015 - 08:47 AM

I could go diesel over petrol, 

 

I wouldn't.


If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 


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Posted 10 April 2015 - 09:06 AM

And cricket loses another great :( Rip Richie

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 09:09 AM

And cricket loses another great :( Rip Richie

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 RIP old mate Richie. What a legend!!! :(


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Posted 10 April 2015 - 09:24 AM

yep RIP


 


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Posted 10 April 2015 - 09:25 AM

Yep, sad news indeed

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2015 - 09:38 AM

Morning guys, I've got some bad news.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I broke the internet again. :(

 

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 09:49 AM

Seems to be working fine for me.

So the only bad news is that you''re lying

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2015 - 09:54 AM

You broke the web by visiting a site like stancenation?


 


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Posted 10 April 2015 - 09:58 AM

Sh'yeah.

True Detective Season 2 on its way!!


Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.





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