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#1321 RX25SE

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 12:28 PM

Fkn hell.

 

Just got a phone call out of the blue with another job offer!

This bloke heard on the grapevine that I had resigned.


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 12:37 PM

Fkn hell.

 

Just got a phone call out of the blue with another job offer!

This bloke heard on the grapevine that I had resigned.

 

That's what you want!


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1323 RX25SE

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 12:53 PM

It is. Bit of a shock really.

Bonus is it's less than 10min from home. :)


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#1324 Adam

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:07 PM

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:12 PM

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#1326 Shaz

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:16 PM

Pretty wet outside.

 

Would definitely much prefer to be in bed.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1327 Adam

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:33 PM

I'm on couch

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:37 PM

You're always on the couch


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:51 PM

I just watched a guy shove a Subway footlong down in throat in like 2 bites...

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 02:50 PM

I just watched a guy shove a Subway footlong down in throat in like 2 bites...

 

Nope, not suss at all.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 03:12 PM

But the question is... did he swallow?



 


#1332 Shaz

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 03:17 PM

What sauce did he have


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1333 Adam

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 03:49 PM

I like ranch

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#1334 Hypnotic

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:03 PM

Would definitely much prefer to be in bed.

This sounds like a great idea.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1335 Shaz

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:07 PM

I prefer southwest


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1336 Hypnotic

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:09 PM

Yep, southwest is the bomb.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1337 Adam

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:10 PM

Is that like a spiced up ranch?

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#1338 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:36 PM

Southwest or go home.

 

Southwest plus meatball sub, with extra olives....



 


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:39 PM

And jalapenos.

 

Fuck, now I want subway.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:44 PM

I don't mind dentists... They don't scare me as much as people describe.

 

On other news, it's pissing down.


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Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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